He’s so nuts.
We don’t bully billionaires enough.
Elon is in dire need of an atomic wedgie
Instructions unclear, shoot him point blank with a davey crocket.
This is fine.
Better, even
That might be a little closer. I think you’ll end up in the splash zone if you fire it point blank and it won’t be as much but as the one at Splash Mountain
Doesnt matter. I go to Valhalla either way.
Lol I don’t trust Musk with pictures of my food I’m sure not going to trust him with handling my money
So after all this he’s literally making PayPal again. But now he gets the X. That’s it. PayPal Elon (I’m not calling it 2.0 because it’s not better in any way).
Get fucked space Karen, I wouldn’t even dream of trusting him with my money.
Don’t drag people named Karen into this
Agreed. He’s clearly a Kevin.
One of my best friends is a Kevin and he’s not a dick
I met a guy at a bus stop who claims to have karate-punched an alien who tried to probe him, and stole a perpetual energy device from its spaceship. I think that guy has a better business plan than Elon.
I will read his eventual obituary with extreme glee.
Saint Peter don’t ya call me 'cause I can’t go
I owe my soul to the company store
Alternatively, everyone can just Venmo me all of their money. I’ll keep it safe, I promise.
This is a financial literacy test.
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He wants to basically make WeChat for the West. So this is nothing new. Not a fan of this idea myself.
The problem is that WeChat took a looooooooooooooooooooong time to become what it is now.
Musk wants to do this in a bit over a year. AFTER spending a year ensuring nobody with brains wants to work for him.
Wants X to be WeChat in a year or needs X to become WeChat in a year? I don’t think the site formerly known as Twitter has long for the this world.
And making WeChat requires a very specific political environment which isn’t happening (yet) in western countries.
What “political environment” enables WeChat in your eyes?
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You forgot about the next year Hyperloop, and Cybertruck, and Mars base, and household robot, and …
So we’re going to bring back the scrip and the Company Store model?
Man already wants to offer loans on his one way trips to the Mars slave mining colony.
Prepare to have mind blown then.
