New evidence confirms COVID-19 vaccines are overwhelmingly safe::More than 38 million COVID-19 vaccine doses have been administered in Ontario as of Oct. 8, with 23,002 reports of adverse reactions, an incidence of 0.06 per cent, Public Health Ontario says

    • Altima NEO
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      606 months ago

      I guess whatever it takes to convince the skeptics. Though I figure nothing will convince them once they’ve made up their mind.

      • @kescusay
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        996 months ago

        I don’t like calling them “skeptics,” because what they really are is super-gullible with regards to conspiracy theories.

        • NielsBohron
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          526 months ago

          “Science deniers” is a better description.

          • @CleoTheWizard
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            206 months ago

            Step 1. Ask what someone thinks about vaccinations Step 2. Ask them what they think about evolution Step 3. Ask about climate change Step 4. Ask about what church they go to

            You will learn so much of this overlaps. So much.

            • LillyPip
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              56 months ago

              Flat earth. Crystals. Cupping.

              Anything to avoid the reality that we’re fucking up society and the planet in favour of ‘we can fix it with woo’ or ‘it’s preordained that we’re all gonna die in god’s wrath-fire’. Neither will lift a finger to fix things.

              Nobody wants to live in reality because it’s scary.

        • @[email protected]
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          106 months ago

          There was real reason to be skeptical at first. mRNA vaccines have been in the works for decades and they had just gotten some that work well, then rushed it through. Drug companies aren’t known for being conservative with claims when there’s money to be made.

        • @[email protected]
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          56 months ago

          “I don’t know… those first fifty studies of vaccine safety didn’t sway me. Maybe 51 will”

        • @[email protected]
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          176 months ago

          I’ve always preferred it phrased as “You can’t reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into,” but same energy.

          • @Hobo
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            116 months ago

            I always preferred the Mark Twain quote, “Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” Because I’ve been beaten bloody with that experience on more than one occasion.

            • CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿
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              76 months ago

              Or: “It’s like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are it’ll knock over your pieces and shit on the board”

              • LillyPip
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                56 months ago

                Or ‘Never wrestle with a pig because you’ll both get dirty and the pig likes it.’ – George Bernard Shaw

  • Flying Squid
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    1616 months ago

    Okay, if you say so, because I died six months after getting the first one like they said I would. Now I’m a magnetic 5G zombie.

    • TragicNotCute
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      346 months ago

      What brand of vaccine did you get? I definitely get the 5G orders from George Soros and such (pretty standard stuff), and I was already dead inside before the jab, but I didn’t get any magnetism.

      • Flying Squid
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        236 months ago

        I got whichever one is most convenient to me winning the discussion about how vaccines are bad and give you 100 autisms.

      • @T00l_shed
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        16 months ago

        You should get a refund then, im so magnetic it’s not funny.

    • @kescusay
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      176 months ago

      How’s your reception?

      • Flying Squid
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        246 months ago

        Being a zombie, I no longer need a phone. But my Bill Gates microchip ensures good reception for all around me whose brains I am not eating.

      • LillyPip
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        56 months ago

        That 99% lived in Canada and went to a different school. They were supermodels. You didn’t know them.

        • @[email protected]
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          46 months ago

          Ok, so I’m living in the last safe place on earth. Everywhere else the vaccine killed just about everyone but in my area nothing happened.

  • @[email protected]
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    926 months ago

    There was a 50/50 split in the US Senate when the vaccine came out. Every member of that group was vaccinated. They were the first members of the population to be vaccinated. If any of the ancient senators had died, the balance of power would have shifted in a huge way.

  • @NocturnalMorning
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    876 months ago

    Amazing what all the efficacy and safety studies said before is still true. It was true before, but now it’s also true.

    • @SuckMyWang
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      They’re not safe. They’re 0.06% harmful. That number is probably a lie too, in reality with all the cover ups and bad incentives the number could be as high as 0.1% harmful, that means 40% of cases were covered up or hidden by nurses and doctors who actively went against their hippocratic oath and did something malicious and counter effective to their job. And they don’t even clearly define what harmful is. How many of those 0.1% had mild head aches or nausea? Everyone is stupid but me.

      /s

      But in all seriousness I’m not sure if it’s better to admit that it’s not 100% safe because a lot of people think they will be the unlucky one out of 1000 to get a headache or a mild rash or the 1 out of 100000 that has something more severe. People who are generally anti vax have a hard time grasping these numbers and also seem to be completely wilfully blind to the increased danger from getting actual Covid. They think they’ll be fine and either won’t get it or it won’t be bad yet at the same time think they’ll be the unlucky one to get sick from the vaccine

      • @NocturnalMorning
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        I usually tell people that it’s safer than birth control. 1 in 1000 women experience severe complications from birth control, and we hand that stuff out like candy.

        • @[email protected]
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          26 months ago

          So true. Sadly it’s often those same types of people against vaccines who are against birth control as well.

        • @SpezBroughtMeHere
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          06 months ago

          I don’t think that’s making the point you think it is.

          • @NocturnalMorning
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            Depends on if people are willing to listen to facts of incidence of actual adverse effects from the vaccine or not, something like 1 in 2.6 million people will see adverse side effects (depending on source of statistic). Also depends on what health issue you’re looking for issues with. But the overwhelming concensus is that the vaccine is safe. 1 in 1000 is orders of magnitude larger than the covid vaccine adverse effects.

    • @Not_Alec_Baldwin
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      286 months ago

      Seriously, I don’t know why this is news.

      Wait, yes I do, half the population is stupid.

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    • @[email protected]
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      186 months ago

      Sometimes the goalposts are moved and merged with goalposts from other conspiracy theories.

      When 5g wasn’t the end of humanity it became the trigger for a zombie virus…hidden in the vaccine!

      Wonder what third thing will become the new first domino to knock over the 5g and vaccine dominoes.

      • @fubo
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        86 months ago

        Conspiracism is not truth-tracking. It’s rooted in an emotional response to feelings of lack of control. By saying false things and getting away with it, the conspiracist feels greater control over their life. “You can’t stop me from lying, therefore I have power.”

        Hence why authoritarians love conspiracism: authoritarianism promises that if you repeat the doctrine and smash the Leader’s designated enemies (the “conspiracy”), you will regain the control that was taken from you. This also illustrates why “left” authoritarianism (e.g. Stalinism, Maoism) is really rightist: it does not actually offer freedom or equality, but rather rigid hierarchy and escalating falsehood and cruelty.

        If you follow Nazism, Stalin, Hamas, Trump, or Netanyahu and smash the designated enemies who the Leader tells you have been conspiring against your nation … you do not get freedom, you just eventually become the next enemy to be smashed. Of course really your Leader has built up the enemy to threaten you: authoritarians never seek peace, because peace removes the need to fear and hate.

        (None of this is new. Orwell and Sartre both described it in the 1940s.)

        • @SCB
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          06 months ago

          This kind of inappropriately equates conspiracy theories and conservatism but I assure you that the anti-GMO, 9/11 Truther, and even the original vaccine pushback were not from the right

          There’s even crossover. The New Age/NESARA movement has a pipeline directly into Qanon, a movement at opposite views to NA stuff.

      • @WolfhoundRO
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        76 months ago

        It’s almost like those people are happily waiting for this type of panopticonic apocalyptic event to happen just to be proven right the only time in their entire miserable lives

        • DVNGY
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          66 months ago

          Fundy Christians and the rapture in a nutshell

  • @LEDZeppelin
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    616 months ago

    You mean ALL the republicans were lying this whole time? I am shocked! SHOCKED I say.

  • @[email protected]
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    536 months ago

    Guys the reason this study is important is because covid vaccines used revolutionary technology, they were the first to use mRNA based protein. If you remember we sequenced its genome within 40 days the making the vaccine was considerably easy. This is the main reason it took only 2 years for the vaccine to be made compared to years of development for other vaccines.

    • Match!!
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      236 months ago

      It also means that, with this new vaccine technology, we can develop vaccines faster and faster

      • @WolfhoundRO
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        66 months ago

        Let’s start the turbo-vaccine-printing-machine!

        • nickwitha_k (he/him)
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          96 months ago

          Pretty sure that mRNA printers are indeed a thing. But, you’ll probably have better efficiency if you only use it for the template and use RNA-copying enzymes for the bulk of the work.

            • nickwitha_k (he/him)
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              36 months ago

              I studied this stuff back in uni, is really fascinating, though, I’m more familiar with DNA amplification via Polymerase Chain Reaction (PCR).

              If you’re interested, I’ll give some details here and a link to a neat video. Effectively, there is an enzyme in our cells called DNA Polymerase. It literally scans a strand of DNA and copies it. In PCR, they use a solution of nucleotides (building blocks of DNA) and the DNA Polymerase extracted from a heat-loving microbe. The DNA to be copied (amplified) is added, and then the temperature maintained at the enzyme’s optimal temperature (higher than usual for other organisms). The solution is allowed to “stew” for a set amount of time, then, filtered to separate the DNA (lots of copies of the original) from everything else.

              A similar process can be done using an RNA polymerase (possibly modified) in order to amplify mRNA. So, once the template is printed, it gets put in the solution and RNA polymerases go brrrrrr.

              https://youtu.be/wJyUtbn0O5Y?si=Gkz8B87iY-35GvuZ

  • @JdW
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    446 months ago

    We always knew/suspected this. But the ones that do the fearmongering around vaccines will not be interested in facts…

    • r3df0x ✡️✝☪️
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      36 months ago

      Not just that, but a lot of them see it as resistance to authority, even if they don’t think there’s a serious risk. This is inevitably what happens when things get forced and mandates get imposed. It naturally causes people to push back against it.

      • @[email protected]
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        No, this is what happens in a rigidly individualistic western countries like the USA, UK, and Australia where people act like children screaming “you can’t tell me what to do!”, even when it’s just the health department asking you to stay safe.

        There were no forced vaccine mandates in the USA, so I don’t really know what you’re talking about when you say that this was inevitable. Right-wingers just pretended that there was a mandate so that they could do performative resistance, but you might have noticed, there was no government-imposed punishment for refusing, just the natural consequence of drowning in your own sputum in the ICU.

        • r3df0x ✡️✝☪️
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          -306 months ago

          Various employers imposed mandates, so there were mandates.

          When neo-fascists try to impose things, that naturally creates resentment. All the people calling for mandates are the reason the reason why there was resistance.

          • @jmanes
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            Do you also think laws requiring you to wear a seatbelt is “neo-fascist?”

            • r3df0x ✡️✝☪️
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              -206 months ago

              Not if there are multiple people in the car. As soon as there’s another person in the car, it’s not victimless.

              • @[email protected]
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                36 months ago

                Vaccines work when everyone uses them. There are a small number of people who cannot be vaccinated due to medical reasons. They rely on others being vaccinated. So when a lot of people who can take the vaccine refuse to do so, they put these people in danger.

          • @TwilightVulpine
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            166 months ago

            Funny that of all things that US employers demand and impose, it’s vaccinations where you draw the line.

          • @[email protected]
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            116 months ago

            You’ve got yourself very turned around: the only reason there were talk of mandates is because we knew that, without them, people wouldn’t get the vaccine. Fear of vaccines long predates any mandates. It basically started the minute the first vaccine was developed.

            I’m not saying no one refused it because of talk of mandates, but the overall trend would be that without a strong incentive, some people would not get it, whether it just because of laziness, procrastination, or simply being on the fence about it.

                • @samus12345
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                  156 months ago

                  Do you have anything to back this up

                  Narrator: They didn’t.

              • @[email protected]
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                96 months ago

                I wouldn’t normally be the guy to jump straight to the conclusion that you are a Russian propagandist, but look at that instance name. Not even subtle.

      • @[email protected]
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        46 months ago

        Yeah, so much of it is just contrarianism. These people think that if they blindly reject everything that comes from an official source that they are substantially different than the people who blindly accept everything that comes from an official source.

        • @T00l_shed
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          Not just different, but better.

        • r3df0x ✡️✝☪️
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          -156 months ago

          Experts have lied repeatedly and trust in them is at an all time low. If it wasn’t for the talk of mandates, more people would have got the vaccine. Pushback is a natural consequence of trying to force things.

          • @[email protected]
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            156 months ago

            Experts have lied repeatedly

            A completely vague statement - which is almost certainly untrue or a gross misrepresentation of reality - that basically justifies believing whatever you want. I’ve seen this plenty throughout my life, but it’s become especially popular since the start of the pandemic.

            • @raynethackery
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              146 months ago

              Projection. I lie repeatedly so everyone else must also lie repeatedly.

        • Colonel Sanders
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          16 months ago

          Oh boy, you’re in for a wild ride with the Tuvix episode then.

      • Echo Dot
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        46 months ago

        Just don’t drive really fast afterwards and you’ll be fine.

    • @SuckMyWang
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      I’m right here. It’s not as bad as you would think.

  • @Dkarma
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    356 months ago

    I don’t know about you guys but I absolutely love the $5000 that is deposited onto my microchip every month! Helps so much with bills! Thanks Obama!

    • @Tronn4
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      I’m digging that my 5g service gets upgraded every new dose 😎

  • @[email protected]
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    286 months ago

    What a surprise! who could have seen this coming!

    I can almost hear all the scientists groan.

    • @NightAuthor
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      Why would scientist groan at data confirming previous studies?

      • @[email protected]
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        Because it’s obvious to them that it’s safe and yet, due to the idiots in the population, they still had to do a study to “prove” what they already knew.

        Fact is, mRNA isn’t actually new. It’s been used as a treatment for some things for nearly two decades before COVID. The remarkable part of the COVID vaccine is the speed at which they were able to adapt the tech to the new threat and produce a viable non-sterilizing vaccine from it. That shouldn’t imply that research into a COVID vaccine has stopped, there may be a better vaccine that’s possible, and I’m sure someone is working on that and I thank them for their work. The fact is mRNA was proven to be safe more than a decade before COVID-19 was a thing.

        The main issue that the public has with it is that mRNA as a treatment or vaccine is relatively unused. The diseases/disorders that have utilized mRNA for treatment aren’t the most common, and unless you were presented with mRNA treatment options if you’re in the small group of people with the diagnosis that has an mRNA treatment option, it would be entirely new; and that describes the vast majority of people.

        The information about it is out there, but Facebook research says that this is “brand new experimental technology” that has unpredictable outcomes, creating FUD, which is entirely based on nothing, because it’s not unpredictable and it’s not experimental. It’s true that it hasn’t been used in this application yet (at the time), and that the COVID vaccine was the first to use the technology for that purpose, but it’s hardly new/untested/experimental in any way, shape, or form. The doctors and researchers who developed the vaccine did their due diligence, and ran test groups before releasing the vaccine to the widespread population. This was done on an accelerated timeline than what is typical, but it was still done. They followed procedure. The only thing that could be argued that was missing was a long term study to show any lasting effects over years, which they simply didn’t have time for; but all evidence from the existing use of mRNA for treatments indicates that’s also going to result in no significant issues as well.

        They did everything right and some portion of the population screamed bloody murder about it, meanwhile the delivery method was tried and tested, and already proven to be safe, yet they had to do yet another study to affirm what they already knew. For anyone who is aware of what medical R&D is doing and what standards they are held to, the fact that it was safe wasn’t even in question, but because some Facebook “researchers” decided it wasn’t with no evidence, there had to be additional and unnecessary work done to “prove” something that was already known to be true.

        Hence, groan.

  • @Furbag
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    Are Republicans still waiting for people who got the initial vaccine to drop dead overnight? lol.

    • @T00l_shed
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      As of my last count we’ve all died 7 or 8 times now, and if we didn’t, next time for sure!

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      We were supposed to all die in the emergency national text message test a few weeks ago

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