It’s looking more and more like full blown dementia.

    • Chainweasel
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      151 year ago

      Naturally I might add, last thing we need is to turn him into a Martyr.
      Then again, I imagine no matter how he dies and no matter what age, the right are still going to claim that the liberals assassinated him.

    • Piecemakers
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      71 year ago

      Volunteering as tribute could be taken as a benefit to humanity in general.

    • @CobblerScholar
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      11 year ago

      Doesn’t need to end he just needs to be sent to Siberia with no phone. We don’t have to hear him anymore and he can shove his nose so far up Putins ass he can smell state secrets, win-win

    • @jordanlundM
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      41 year ago

      Doesn’t even look like him for some weird reason…

      • @dhork
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        281 year ago

        Um, let’s not

      • @[email protected]
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        11 year ago

        After what’s her name said his dick reminded her of toad from Mario, I think I’ll pass. Not that I would have been interested in the first place.

  • @jeffw
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    261 year ago

    Like how he redid NAFTA or something? He just wants to redo all the big political inventions in our history so his name is on them.

  • @Brekky
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    201 year ago

    This is clearly an impersonator, trump would never use the word United

    • @normalexit
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      41 year ago

      I think his idea of United is for him to speak and everyone to clap…

    • TechyDad
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      21 year ago

      In his mind, everyone should unite behind him and praise everything he does. Criticizing him out working against him ruins the “united” and thus should be illegal.

  • Silverseren
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    161 year ago

    Did anyone remember to bring their Trump Translator? I think I left mine in my car.

    • @TheJims
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      41 year ago

      Trumpanese to English dictionary

  • theodewere
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    161 year ago

    he’s gonna need an entirely new reality where he’s not in a federal penitentiary

    • @APassenger
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      31 year ago

      His tactic will be to appeal until he dies or wins on a technicality/bad judgment.

      We need to be ready for what his appeal attempts will look like and not be naive about 2024.

    • @jordanlundM
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      Imagining a future where he loses his court cases, but in order to take him into custody, we set up a fake election that he “wins” so we can slap the cuffs on him at a fake inauguration.

      Like those sting operations where they tell a bunch of felons they won a prize, they just have to come down and collect it.