Donald Trump Jr. asked the courtroom sketch artist in the New York fraud trail to “make me look sexy” on his second day of testifying Thursday, reported Reuters.

This comes on top of a number of other revelations from the eldest son of the former president during the trial, including claims that he delegated all financial issues to accountants and wasn’t aware of any fraudulent evaluations, even while admitting he signed off on at least one.

According to Reuters, Trump Jr. stopped to talk to courtroom artist Jane Rosenberg as his testimony ended. He specifically mentioned her recent sketch of Sam Bankman-Fried, the cryptocurrency tycoon currently on trial for allegedly stealing money from banking clients at FTX to use on risky investments in his hedge fund.

  • @ATDA
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    2011 months ago

    What can she do? I mean what’s sexier than a no chin nepo baby who doesn’t even know their own job or company?

    • @silverbax
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      511 months ago

      A pile of mud in a suit.

  • @son_named_bort
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    1211 months ago

    There isn’t enough magic in the known universe for that.

  • @Ensign_Crab
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    1211 months ago

    See, shit like this is why we need courtroom caricaturists.

    • FuglyDuck
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      511 months ago

      okay. they can work along side the cameras catching every moment. the cameras catch every jerry springer-esque outburst. the caricaturists… they draw him looking like jessica rabbit, only washed up and strung out.

  • Flying Squid
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    1111 months ago

    So make you look like someone who isn’t you?

  • @xc2215x
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    911 months ago

    What in the world ?

      • Unaware7013
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        1111 months ago

        That’s because his testimony amounts to “I’m too fucking stupid to know how I was mismanaging the company”, which is likely partially true, but still not a defense that the court will accept.

    • @Fades
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      111 months ago

      An asshole inside and out

  • FilthyHands
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    511 months ago

    You gotta make it sexy. Hips and nips, otherwise I’m not eating.