Australian here - don’t get too smug - I’m messaging from tomorrow.

My dog died.

Client: this report I generated shows 25 hours. You have to fix it.

Me: daylight saving time. There were 25 hours that day. How do you want it? Summer time, winter time, show report from 3 am to 3 am instead of midnight?

Client: I don’t know

client is suddenly launched from rope bridge