• @1847953620
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        711 months ago

        You’re as handsome as a fish which is handsome and gets all the fish-ladies.

    • @Fleur__
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      3911 months ago

      One might call it weird even

    • Seraph
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      10311 months ago

      It’s much more acceptable to be a creepy old lady than a creepy old dude. Your mileage may vary.

        • @AnUnusualRelic
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          1311 months ago

          Just wait a few years and the Internet will be full of creepy old ladies.

        • shastaxc
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          1011 months ago

          It’s up to us to add more creepy old ladies in the world

          • kase
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            1111 months ago

            Gimme a few decades and I gotchu

      • @afraid_of_zombies
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        411 months ago

        I am just thinking of all those stories my wife tells me about her dementia patients who announce that they want to marry her.

  • @tjsauce
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    1911 months ago

    Once as a cashier, I was told that I was “sexy as hell” by an older woman soooo stoned she was wall-eyed, practically laying on the counter.