Oh! I really need this! Too bad I can’t afford it. It costs an arm and a leg.
What? You hoping for a discount? This thing costs TWO arms and TWO legs.
When I had to do physical therapy for a lower back issue, they strapped me into a machine that wrapped around my hips and my ribcage and pulled them in opposite directions.
That sounds fantastic, Mr. SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE.
It definitely felt nice and got quite a few pops from my lumbar spine.
Did you confess?
It felt so good that I would have admitted to anything.
Best Morticia
This movie played at a bar I visited recently and it made me realize why I like BDSM.
The '80s would like to sell you their inversion boots.
Or just inversion tables, which are fucking amazing btw
Kinda table you strap your feet in, then turn head down?
Yep! Teeter hangups was the brand with the old dude in the “I feel great!” Infomercials. Those things.
I remember visiting some gym with school couple times that had one of those but it was (at least for kid) hard to get back up so we’d let a friend hang there for a minute or 2 longer than they’d prefer lmao
costco sells them
The 80’s?? I still use my inversion boots I bought in 2006.
Mr. Incredible would agree.
Multilayered!
Little more. Oo right there. Too much!
Said the same thing about the Spanish Donkey. Must be a couple seconds where the taint and prostate are perfectly stimulated.
I’m not looking that up.
I did.
It’s basically a triangle that the victims were made to sit on sharpest angle. The torturers would then add weights to their legs.
My right shoulder would hurt so much, before I realise that my back is not hurting any longer.
