• mommykink
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    1311 months ago

    I’ve taught mine the “shut up, she’s your ex”

  • Call me Lenny/Leni
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    711 months ago

    Though I’m not buildy at all whatsoever, I can boob-flex like how men can sometimes bicep-flex.

      • Call me Lenny/Leni
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        210 months ago

        You know that thing people do on TV sometimes where when they’re shirtless they can wiggle the front of their torso like how someone can twitch their nose or move their ears on demand?

        • @cheese_greaterOP
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          010 months ago

          U got a video link that shows it, kinda get what you’re saying but would love to really bring it home ;)

          • Call me Lenny/Leni
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            210 months ago

            I did try to find a video before posting the reply, YouTube was being unreliable though and I couldn’t find anything.

            • @cheese_greaterOP
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              10 months ago

              You’ll get 'em some day, Sport :)

              Edit: are you a chick?

              boob-flex

              • Call me Lenny/Leni
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                210 months ago

                Not sure how you mean by “chick”. If you mean to ask my gender, I’m a woman, yes. If you mean to ask how attractive I am though, not sure. My breasts are modest when compared to contemporaries in case that was the first thought. I have midtone-ish light-ish skin, short styled hair, and I’m not much taller than five feet.

                • @cheese_greaterOP
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                  Ya, you’re a girl aha (like woman but speaking colloquially. I always have mock-surprise cuz of the meme/adage theres no girls on the internet aha

                  Edit: thanks for the stats, def wasn’t asking for them but I’m a simple man, a woman offers a pleasing mental image unsolicited, I accept and upvote, and I’ll wrap it up there 🥵

                  Edit: I don’t think size really factors into “hotness” for me, quite distinct reference points. I like all tits figuratively speaking

  • @Viking_Hippie
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    511 months ago

    Try as I might, my Chinese sailing ship refuses to listen when I try to teach it to beg and roll over.