Heisenberg, Ohm and Schrodinger are in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No, but I know exactly where I am,” Heisenberg replies.
The cop says, “You were doing 55 in a 35.”
Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, “Great! Now I’m lost!”
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says, “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”
“We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrodinger, getting belligerent.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
Is it original, op ? I want its source.
My joke?
No, it’s not original. Not even close. (Just search “ohm resisted” you’ll find plenty of them.
I dunno about the OP, though.
That’s why one ought to drive at the speed of light, the one speed that everyone can agree on.
*Theoretical speed in a vacuum
If I was going fast enough, the cop would see me not moving at all. 😌
