Biden aides are betting that Johnson won't be able to figure this out and are preparing along two tracks.

Biden aides are betting that Johnson won’t be able to figure this out and are preparing along two tracks.

  • @TokenBoomer
    53•1 year ago

    Will his son get an alert notification when the government shuts down?

    • GhostalmediaEnglish
      37•1 year ago

      I guess government shutdowns are basically porn for the far right.

    • @Guitarist
      7•1 year ago

      Only if the government shuts down and watches porn.

      • Flying Squid
        5•1 year ago

        He’ll have a lot more time to watch porn when the government shuts down.

        Although there’s nothing quite like being in his congressional office with his little Johnson out.

      • swope
        4•1 year ago

        Someone should look at how much porn downloading and streaming bumps up when government employees are furloughed and have idle hands.

        Maybe the evangelicals can be swayed to avoid a government shutdown with that kind of consequence.

      • @TokenBoomer
        3•1 year ago

        Talk about term limits… zing!

        Edit: That was horrible. Can someone else do better?

  • @Additional_Prune
    51•1 year ago

    If Johnson can’t herd the nutbags, that’s not a failure because Johnson is a nutbag. Johnson won’t cut a deal with the Democrats like McCarthy did. Johnson, like the rest of the nutbags, will crash the US government because that’s the plan.

  • @DBT
    22•1 year ago

    JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL is in charge let’s gooooo

    Edit: we ain’t goin’ nowhere lmao

    • @ArtVandelayEnglish
      6•1 year ago

      truck swerves off the ravine because Jesus is imaginary

  • BarqsHasBiteEnglish
    13•1 year ago

    So how many months ago was a functional house supposed to pass a budget?

    • @[email protected]
      19•1 year ago

      This isn’t about budgets. It’s about not fixing what is broken. Basically prior to Nixon, Congress authorized a maximum debt amount and the president was meant to spend it on programs that Congress wanted. Nixon decided he wouldn’t spend the money, which offended Congress and they changed how laws were written so that the president wouldn’t have a choice. Nobody ever removed the system of spending caps and here we are.