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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost · 2 years ago

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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost · 2 years ago
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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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    2 years ago

    What about a banana?

    Checks username

    …oh

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      no

    • Rentlar
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      mario cdi

      No

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    Meanwhile I’m over here amazed that if you replaced the ¢ with $, the menu would be instantly updated to current restaurant prices.

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      Those aren’t prices, they’re age restrictions

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    Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

    I just want a picture of a god dan hot dog.

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      • Zehzin
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        That’s almost certainly a girl cat though

        • credit crazy
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          Fellas is it gay to like girls like your literally banging someone who likes dicks

          • SuckMyWang
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            Girls like dick and so do gay people so liking girls makes you gay. Plus you’ve touched a penis way more times than a vergina so you’re double gay. The only way to not be gay is to have sex with a real manly lesbian as far as I can tell

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          Saying girls can’t be gay and eat hotdog?

          Yes, the probability is very high that it is a female.

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          How can you tell? Did you look up its skirt?

          • Zehzin
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            In case you want to know, 3 color cats are almost always female because the (orange and black) color gene is in the X chromosome so the only way a male cat can have two colors is if it has two or more Xs, which is pretty rare.

            • Grammaton Cleric
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              I have a male cat that is white, grey and dark grey 😐

              • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔
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                …grey and dark grey are both grey lol

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                  That’s like saying blue and light blue are the same color 😐

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        I always knew Jesus had a big wiener.

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          That’s Lt. Danjus.

          He asked for god Dan and a hot dog.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            Nope it is Jesus offering up his wiener so we can put it in our mouths.

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              That works for me too.

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    I’m sorry! Please, can I have one now?

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    Nooooo I can change stop being such a cun…constable I was going to say constable!

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    no soup for you.

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    deleted by creator

    • no bananaOP
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      It is no coincidence, but a consequence of strategic shitpostery

  • dylanTheDeveloper
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    I don’t want your oscer mier wiener having ass

    • no bananaOP
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      Well now you’ll certainly not get a hot dog

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    Do you even know how hot dogs are made? Did me a favor tbh…

    • no bananaOP
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      Crush up some biomass and fit it in a butt tube.

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        They use artificial tubing these days… so you aren’t even getting the full aroma…

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          Artificial butt tubing is better

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