• disposabletentacle
    144•7 months ago

    I can’t believe that we have reached the point as a civilization where I’m legitimately not sure whether or not this was intended as satire.

  • @Toneswirly
    65•7 months ago

    It’s a parody account you guys…

    Brilliant satire, but Poe’s Law seems to be in full effect.

  • @captainlezbian
    64•7 months ago

    I should send my landlord one of those church fake bills, but with “get a real job” instead of a church info

  • @whileloop
    58•7 months ago

    You’ll get your rent when you fix this ****** door.

    • @SpaceNoodle
      59•7 months ago

      Well, there’s your problem. The door is made of asterisks, when it should be made of door.

      • @[email protected]
        3•7 months ago

        I’m imagining a door made from many tiny doors (like pet doors but smaller) and it sounds terrible

  • @cumcum69
    41•7 months ago

    i’d happily tip my landlord over the side of a building

  • @LemmyKnowsBest
    38•7 months ago

    What? We already give our whole paychecks to our landlords. How could we possibly give them more?

    If landlords aren’t happy with the rent they receive, they need to get a real job and work their asses off every day all day long like everybody else does.

    • NateEnglish
      33•7 months ago

      The Twitter account is a meme account, they don’t actually expect you to tip your landlords, although I’ve seen landlords that do expect such.

      • @LemmyKnowsBest
        6•7 months ago

        Yeah I gathered it was satire, but the mere thought of it made me jump straight to interpreting it as reality because I wouldn’t be surprised if some landlords do feel that way!

  • @thorbot
    33•7 months ago

    I’ll tip them into a fucking ditch, sure

  • @Fades
    18•7 months ago

    Thank you Dr. PP

  • @Bye
    13•7 months ago

    If my tenants tipped me I’d be pretty offended and would just count it against their next rent payment

    Like you wouldn’t tip your doctor or your lawyer or your mechanic, what the fuck is this shit

  • @spittingimage
    10•7 months ago

    This man is Indian from the chin up and the shoulders down. In between he is pure brass.