• ivanafterall
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    191 year ago

    This is why I only apply to job listings using a fake, shitty resume that makes me look like an incompetent fool. Guess the joke’s on you.

    • @Agent641
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      31 year ago

      Applying is for fool, I just show up and start working.

      Sure, the surgeons might get upset and the orderlies might throw you out, but you gotta keep trying!

  • Björn Tantau
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    41 year ago

    I’m reminded of the movie “The Axe” where the protagonist is laid off. He then posts a fake job offering and proceeds to kill everyone who sends in better resumes than his.

    • @surewhynotlem
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      51 year ago

      I’m not saying I condone this in any way.

      I will say that this seems easier than the actual job hunt.