• @hperrin
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    3811 months ago

    Gave him an extra leg before murdering him too. Jesus Christ.

  • FreshLight
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    11 months ago

    Check out these! (Maybe I overdid it with the blood…)

    • @papalonian
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      1411 months ago

      The last one is super weird and creepy looking.

      They’re all standing in what looks like a bathroom, but there’s a computer at the counter. Ah!

      • FreshLight
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        111 months ago

        Yes, I agree!

        I generated four more afterwards but didn’t want to spam unless there’s someone who wants to see the pictures…

  • Zeppo
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    611 months ago

    It’s Jesus, so no way that guy was innocent… probably a money loaner at the temple. Plus he has 3 legs.

    • @GlitterInfection
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      511 months ago

      Or perhaps he was a fig tree in the off season?

    • The Barto
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      411 months ago

      Jesus had a psychotic side, there’s the time a hungover Jesus wanted figs from a fig tree and even after being told it’s out of season, he got shitty with this one particular Fig tree and cursed it to never bare fruit.

      Jesus doesn’t make great decisions after a big night.

  • Nepenthe
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    11 months ago

    One of his three legs appears to be wearing some sort of sandal, and that is clearly a sock underneath. Killing was justified.

    • ivanafterall
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      The “third leg” (closest to camera) is clearly a massive penis he tried to hide out of shame. Methinks Jesus was jealous.

  • @silencer
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    411 months ago

    Jesus looks like my brother! mind blown.

  • @rip_art_bell
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    311 months ago

    “Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.” Matthew 10:34 KJV

  • morgan423
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    310 months ago

    I see that he’s escalated from stealing those iPads from Target a few weeks back.