• @thorbot
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    428 months ago

    He ate a bad mushroom. Then fell out a window. Onto some bullets.

  • @agent_flounder
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    298 months ago

    The direct cause isn’t determined but they didn’t die violently or due to poison apparently.

    And I know what they mean to say this, via the following:

    Sviridov is the latest in a series of critics of the Russian establishment found inexplicably dead

    But I think we can probably explain why they are dead: Putie really doesn’t like critics.

    • @[email protected]
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      78 months ago

      The direct cause isn’t determined but they didn’t die violently or due to detectable poison apparently.

    • @Treczoks
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      58 months ago

      Death certificate might read “Cause of Death: Putin”

  • Victor
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    28 months ago

    Did she kill/find him, or was she also found dead?

    • @[email protected]
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      128 months ago

      Lieutenant General Vladimir Sviridov, 68, and his wife Tatyana, 72, were found dead on Wednesday in their bedroom, said the Kyiv Post. They looked to have been dead for about a week before their discovery, according to the newspaper.

      • @Agent641
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        108 months ago

        Weird how they both died of old age at the same time

      • Echo Dot
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        88 months ago

        They must have been super duper critical if no one noticed his disappearance for a week.

      • @[email protected]
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        38 months ago

        Somehow they must have accidentally fallen out of a 10th floor window and into their bedroom

      • Victor
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        28 months ago

        Such a bad way to have it all ended prematurely in the autumn of life…

  • @Coreidan
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    18 months ago

    What a shit awful post title