• Sabre363
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    791 year ago

    Human bodies are anything butt hairless. It would just be wispy, crinkly pubic hair that only grows in the most inconvenient of places.

    • @Lord_ToRA
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      deleted by creator

    • GONADS125
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      Humans are considered hairless apes. I believe that is what OP meant.

      And OP is definitely correct. Just look at these vestigial tails. (or don’t…)

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    Yes, human tails are hairless. Here are photos of vestigial tails on humans.

    Sometimes our body tries to include traits of our ape primate ancestors. Vestigial tails are not that uncommon. They are typically surgically removed from infants in 1st-world countries.

    Years ago, I realized DBZ would be way weirder if their tails were accurately hairless…

    • @[email protected]
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      121 year ago

      Are they harmful? why do we remove them? is it just conformance based or are there actual good reasons?

      • Communist
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        241 year ago

        They are just lumps of fat, not real tails, they are removed for cosmetic reasons

        • credit crazy
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          31 year ago

          I’d imagine comfort reasons also. Hell having a dick can get uncomfortable at times. Like every time I wear pants that are just to tight for a long bike trip it gets twisted around and bent into kinks. I can’t imagine having what is comfort wise a second dick on the other side of my groin and pointing down. I can see that pinching itself every time you run or sit down. I really hope there aren’t any nerves in them.

      • @[email protected]
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        161 year ago

        I imagine you’d either have to sit on it, which is probably painful (maybe likely to even break it), or wear modified clothes and dangle that shit free for the world to see. Personally, I wouldn’t like either of those options.

          • GONADS125
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            91 year ago

            Or baptizing it in the toilet…

            I hate when that happens to my dick… feels forever unclean. Even worse when it touches the bowl…

    • Hydroel
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      91 year ago

      Do you have a better source than this jpeg?

      Our vestigial tail is the coccyx, and animals with tails have bones in them. Why would a vestigial tail grow at the base of the neck?

    • gordon
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      71 year ago

      Sometimes our body tries to include traits of our ape ancestors.

      But apes don’t have tails.

      However approximately 25mya the monkey and ape lines split so itust have come from at least that far back.

      • GONADS125
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        61 year ago

        My bad, definitely speaking informally. Should have said primate ancestors.

  • @mlekar
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    401 year ago

    I’m pretty sure human tails would be covered in something like pubic hair. I hate it.

  • credit crazy
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    251 year ago

    Technically we all have tails already. However they are made entirely of bone and aren’t long enough to stick out. Really all they do is make sitting on hard surfaces uncomfortable and try to dig their way out of your ass when you do situps without a mat

  • Anti-Face Weapon
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    251 year ago

    Perhaps millennia of sexual selection would have resulted in Hairy tails.

    • @Gabu
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      51 year ago

      Millennia of sexual selection already resulted in no tail…

      • Anti-Face Weapon
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        Why do you feel the need to step on my dreams of having a GF with a furry tail

      • Anti-Face Weapon
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        41 year ago

        If we assume that the tails already exist and it’s only question of giving them hair, then not necessarily.

    • @postmateDumbass
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      31 year ago

      Whether a woman has a furry tail or not is her choice.

  • Dharma Curious
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    131 year ago

    I want a thick, prehensile tail that’s at least 2/3rds as long as my body. I want to be able to use to hold things, hang upside down like a opossum, climb trees, and slap the shit outta Greg from work when he irritates me. That’s the kind of tail I wish humans had. I don’t care if it’s furry or smooth. I’ll crochet a tail condom if I need to.

  • @[email protected]
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    121 year ago

    There are humans that have born with tails (long coccyx protrusion) and this is correct. Go look up images.

  • @[email protected]
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    121 year ago

    Your tail’s hair doesn’t matter. It’s the length and if it’s not long enough, you can buy a monster truck.

  • ivanafterall
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    111 year ago

    1.) Not all bodies are hairless, so there’d definitely be a range.

    2.) A massive hairless tail wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. ಠ‿ಠ

  • @[email protected]
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    I almost never imagine what human tails would look like(but then I clicked that link in a post in this thread…😕)

    • @[email protected]
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      111 year ago

      nah we’re aware, its just that like…

      its already pretend, basing it in realism doesn’t really do much if doing that is still pretend.

    • @Edmund_Across_The_RoomOP
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      41 year ago

      I didn’t think they wanted humans with tails? I thought they just wanted anthropomorphic animals

      • @[email protected]
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        11 year ago

        I’ve got some furry friends and there’s a whole spectrum. You can run into everything from the mostly human with some animal features like the kemonomimi trope to full anthropomorphic animals. Depends on the person really.

      • AgentOrangesicle
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        11 year ago

        It’s like a necktie for your butt! I’d take it over flat-butt.

  • AgentOrangesicle
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    61 year ago

    As a furry, this breaks my (OC) generic neon green wolf’s heart (don’t steal).