• unalivejoy
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    611 year ago

    When you’re asked if you prefer x11 or Wayland, but you like titties.

      • TrenchcoatFullOfBats
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        31 year ago

        “Fine” being (arguably) marginally better than attempting to decipher a scrambled cable channel that could be either the softcore channel or a travel documentary - either way, you’re looking at something that rhymes with “complicating crank”.

  • @kadu
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    531 year ago

    deleted by creator

    • TunaCowboy
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      271 year ago

      What a bloated workflow, just connect your oscilloscope via UART and decode via RS232.

    • @grue
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      181 year ago

      a matrix printer in another room

      It’s “dot matrix printer,” you phony!

      • @sep
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        31 year ago

        We absolutly dropped the dot from the word in informal speak. Probably 2 days after owning one… “matriseskrivar” was much easier than “punktmatriseskrivar”

    • @[email protected]
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      Look at this scrub, they didn’t even put the whole dictionary into their code and tell it to choose random words.

      • @onelikeandidie
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        71 year ago

        Look, another failure. A dictionary is clearly bloated when you only want words that can be played in hangman! 3 letter words and bellow comprise way more memory overhead than required for a good challenging experience.

    • @agent_flounder
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      51 year ago

      Sorry my DECwriter jammed up on that last bit after “absolute”, could you repeat?

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    231 year ago

    My wife complains about not being able to hear the TV over the teletype, but I keep telling her it’s the only way to get the true user experience.

  • @kittenzrulz123
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    41 year ago

    Noob, I teared a hole in the fabric of reality and plugged it into my head. I interface with my thoughts and the results are read to me by voices in my head.

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      For those who don’t understand: cage is a kiosk wayland window manager, which means it only runs one program in the foreground and in fullscreen.

      foot is a graphical terminal emulator.

      So the joke here is to run a terminal emulator in fullscreen and kiosk mode on a wayland wm from tty, which, at first sight, looks exactly the same as just tty. So you use wayland for a lookalike tty session, which is a nod at OP’s image which states you wouldn’t run a tty on x or wayland.

      (But cage+foot has mouse support, nice fonts, can launch graphical programs, etc., and has itself established as a kind of rescue shell for tty-less kernel distributions)

    • @mlg
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      11 year ago

      watches wayland have a stroke on a kiosk

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        I am not sure I understand. Are you having problems running cage?

  • THCDenton
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    41 year ago

    Bash bash tty tty, bash-n-tty

    • @[email protected]OP
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      Valve be like: Jo we make like a wayland compositor, ya’now?, and it will be like super performance oriented for games ‘n stuff, ya’now?, and have dis super bleedin’ edge hdr pipeline, ya’now?, and then it will only support xwayland, ya’now?, dude why ya leavin’?

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      i use a x11 desktop under wayland using xwayland

  • @[email protected]
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    I use wsl just to log in and run update/upgrade whenever I get the itch.

    Anyone remember the rackspace raids in mid-00s? I called and explained to them our ircd operator was in iraq and got services set back up.

  • @vegantomato
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    You don’t have to decide between riding a car or riding a bicycle to work

    black guy thinking meme

    when all you use are your feet

  • @yesman
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    The best way to interact with a Linux machine is ssh through powershell. Hate me all you want, but it’s kinda a self-own to imply that savvy Linux users don’t bother with the desktop.