• Son_of_dad
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    47
    ·
    1 year ago

    We Canadians thank you for your service in killing O’Leary

  • Xanthrax
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    34
    ·
    1 year ago

    The shark next to him, “Hmmmmm, I like it. I’ll give you this gum rapper for 51% of the company.”

  • timelighter
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    1 year ago

    Being beaten to a bloody pulp is fine and dandy, but how am I going to earn my money back?

    • agent_flounder
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      1 year ago

      I mean, the Shark Smasher 7000 kind of sells itself at that point.

    • doublejay1999
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      19
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 year ago

      Only if you are entertained by idea of blood sucking vampires getting their face smashed to a bloody pulp .

      I’m here for it.

    • GustavoM
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      1 year ago

      As someone whom is used to trash talk and throw one-liners mostly of the time… this is at the same level of jumping in the middle of a crowd and screaming “I just farted.”

  • ElfWord
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    arrow-down
    6
    ·
    1 year ago

    It’s funny because he’s not nice on TV to people asking him for money so it’s okay to murder him amirite