• @[email protected]
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      510 months ago

      Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

  • Ravi
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    1010 months ago

    Gotta try the tastiest brand: Asbestos, nane checks out

    • StrikerOPM
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      610 months ago

      Yeah in the 60s there was tons of people who loved asbestos but sadly they all died out.

  • IninewCrow
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    710 months ago

    When I was about eight, my friends and I snuck into a construction site and went exploring. One of the older boys convinced all us younger ones that you could use the pink stuff as toilet paper. A few boys including the one who made this claim went and did a number two and used this magical ‘toilet paper’. Everything was fine for the first hour … then they had to run home crying and figure out how to explain this to their parents.

    It was an important lesson … I never used it as toilet paper.

    Daniel you crazy kid, I think about him every time I see pink insulation.

  • Flying SquidM
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    510 months ago

    That stuff is all over my attic! In big piles! You all can come over and jump around in it if you want.

  • ryan213
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    410 months ago

    I don’t even know why they hide them there! Those builders are dicks!