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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost · 1 year ago

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  • BruceCampbellschin
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    Yet somehow, each one still tastes exactly the same. Like old, burnt sugar.

    • Kalkaline @leminal.space
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      It’s more of a wax sugar mix that I get with a hint of fake vanilla.

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        Depends on the brand, but yeah… Brachs is like that. They are just barely at that mark where I might eat them.

        I’ve had others that are amazing, though. Not many others… Okay, one brand. I don’t even recall the name it was sold at Albertsons, though. It was excellent.

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    What’s going on down there? You guys ok? Please don’t ever let them suggest poutine and maple syrup as their next go to…

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      apparently this monstrosity is the fault of walgreens. they aren’t in canada, but the guy in that article is the one to shoot the spitball at. walgreens has a corporate sibling in the uk (boots)… maybe they’d also be up for one based on a ‘full english’?

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        Walgreens is a big player in candy corn

        I don’t even know how to process that statement.

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          probably just means one of brachs biggest retail outlets for it.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      You eat your fries with mayo.

      • kadotux@sopuli.xyz
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        It’s gravy 🤤

        • Bo7a@lemmy.ca
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          Egg-based gravy is awesome on fries!

          • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2
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            🤮

    • Amilo159
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      How about mackerel in tomato sauce?

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    I’ve had them. They are bad.

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    “We must surmise that it is not of this earth…”

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    • tipicaldik
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      Yes! Taste’s just like a Payday bar…

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      I do like candy corn. But this is not candy corn, this is evil in candy corn form.

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      Feels like dried and compacted ear wax, tastes like dried and compacted ear wax with a lot of sugar added

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    • Marros
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      They are real and horrible. The cranberry and coffee ones were pretty good though

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    I love candy corn. But this is…is a travesty. Seriously what the fuck does it taste like?

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  • Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works
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    Every day,we stray further from gods light.

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      “Flavoed”

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      I would prefer the kind that makes its own gravy when you pour water on it.

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    Seriously, what does it taste like?

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