Ranger: It’s terrible! Murder victims are getting lured to our park and their bodies dumped! We have to do something!
Sign maker: I got you fam.
Environmentally conscious.
They might have seen them litter? /s
And the person even recognized that most humans remains aren’t environmental-friendly enough to be left in the wild…How nice!
What if you remove all the belongings, the body should be fine for the animals eh. Unless we are just too full of microplastics
Not only microplastics. Some people are taking medication which would not be safe or have Implants.
So what should I do with my bodies then? I don’t want to just send more stuff to landfills
Re… Recycling?
Let me begin. I came to win. Battle me, that’s a sin.
Calm down, the bag in the second picture is bigger than it appears. It’s all fine
You’re missing the mysterious emergence of a car. C’mon, guys, you’re smarter than this: Obviously one or both of the hikers is a transformer.
What did the green man do to the two tan men?
A hate crime
Don’t worry, they packed them out.
I don’t see the problem, aren’t you supposed to drop off your murder victims in the forest?
You still need to pack out that trash of a human you killed.
That reminds me of the dark joke:
A psycho walks into the woods with a woman by the hand. The moon is barely shining and it’s so dark that you can’t see your hand in close distance. There’s cracking and rustling everywhere. The woman mumbles: “It’s really scary here.” The man says: “What can I say, I’ll have to walk back all by myself later.”Did they f*cking stutter?
And the red garbage bag in the trunk!
what does that mean when the eyes(?) go greater than
zoomie pls…
It’s the eyes popping forward
I always thought it was the “shifty eyes” look.
is that a nose?
