• @BigDaddySlim
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    526 months ago

    I mean why buy a dining room table when you can just steal your neighbors patio furniture

    • @MissJinx
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      86 months ago

      Did he need the umbrela too?

      • @BigDaddySlim
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        116 months ago

        Of course, it really ties the room together

      • @SomeoneElseOPM
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        96 months ago

        Skin cancer’s a killer. Can’t be too careful.

  • Grammaton Cleric
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    396 months ago

    The ability to dine in any type of indoor weather cannot be undersold.

  • magnetosphere
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    366 months ago

    Why set up the umbrella?

    When I started typing that, it was an idle question, but now I’m genuinely curious. WHY.

  • @mvirts
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    256 months ago

    For when your roof leaks

  • squiblet
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    156 months ago

    Kitchen could use some more charm but I like the patio umbrella.

    • ValiantDust
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      126 months ago

      I was thinking the same. If you really committed to the theme and added some decorations and plants, it could actually be kinda charming. The chairs would still be uncomfortable though.

      • @Num10ck
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        116 months ago

        like thise 1950s bomb shelters that try to pretend like everything is normal

  • @Son_of_dad
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    146 months ago

    Replace the canopy with hanging plants and I would actually love this

    • @RizzRustbolt
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      6 months ago

      Unless it’s a functional decision. Which it most likely is here.

  • Advocado
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    56 months ago

    I hate everything about this.