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  • @edgemaster72
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    1771 year ago

    If he’s been doing it every day for 20 years and can still afford to, he must be doing something right, right?

    • Endorkend
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      1461 year ago

      Functioning alcoholic tier gambler.

    • IWantToFuckSpez
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      841 year ago

      Or he has an enabler. Like rich grand parents

      • @Jiggle_Physics
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        561 year ago

        He is in sports gambling as a profession. Writes about, gives advice, predictions, etc.

        • @PDFuego
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          461 year ago

          Oh man. I liked this post better when I thought it was a good joke.

          • @[email protected]
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            131 year ago

            Yeah wtf! I thought this was a great “Ken M”-style troll, well done really. But this guy being serious makes this absurd.

        • theodewere
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          411 year ago

          so his enablers are other addicts… he’s a pusher…

          • @Jiggle_Physics
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            361 year ago

            He is a pusher, but his enablers are more like major casinos, sports organizations, etc. He is a dealer high on his own supply

        • @[email protected]
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          171 year ago

          gives advice, predictions, etc.

          Can you not abuse this position by betting on the option contrary than the one you’re promoting, in order to increase your winnings?

          • @TropicalDingdong
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            271 year ago

            Bro you just explained crypto 2021

          • @Jiggle_Physics
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            91 year ago

            yeah, however these types of jobs have existed for a long time. That is what Nate Silver of 538 did before doing what he does now. He might still do it too, don’t know though. So, I assume, they have contracts and other methods of mitigating that conflict. I also assume that clients/employers do what they can to know if someone like him is trying to fuck them over. There are probably some pretty nasty consequences for getting caught too. I doubt they can ever get rid of all risk but, if the person is good, I imagine the risk benefit analysis falls into the favor of using people like him. You will find these types of entities scouting university math departments, especially statistics majors.

          • @Frozengyro
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            -71 year ago

            Generally not, the odds don’t change based on what people put their money on.

            • @[email protected]
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              181 year ago

              The odds for lots of sports betting literally change based on the bets made. Bookies, legitimate or not, shift the line and odds to account for the money on the line - they’re never going to lose money if they can help it. The house always wins.

        • @xantoxis
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          61 year ago

          Jesus Christ I didn’t believe you so I looked it up. What the fuck

          • @Jiggle_Physics
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            41 year ago

            If there is a way to make money there will be a industry made for it. If there is an industry for something there will be consultants for the businesses in the industry.

  • @[email protected]
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    901 year ago

    That moment when you can’t tell if John is a great troll or a terrible addict…

      • @[email protected]
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        151 year ago

        I would lean more towards the guy being serious, but at the same he’s so bold and oblivious to what being an addict means that for a moment it makes you think he’s just messing with people.

    • @madcaesar
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      61 year ago

      no regrats

  • @[email protected]
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    321 year ago

    i will say that Uncut Gems made me understand why people can get so invested in sports gambling. i was shaking near the end and was so into that basketball game being played

    • @[email protected]
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      211 year ago

      That movie was concentrated anxiety for me. The gambling was one thing but just for a second, I wanted a moment of near silence instead of people yelling lol

      • tabris
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        31 year ago

        That’s exactly why I couldn’t finish that movie, so many people talking, no one listening.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 year ago

      I’ve experience with a family member succumbing to addiction. I couldn’t watch that movie.

    • Captain Janeway
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      I think the ending of that movie was a little disappointing. I enjoyed the movie throughout, but I felt like the

      spoiler

      Everybody dies

      cliche was a bit frustrating. The high and sudden low took so much out of it. It was good. Maybe it was the right call, but it was so hard to experience.

      • themeatbridge
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        I never finished the movie because it was painfully obvious where it was going, and none of the characters had any redeeming qualities. The guy was a narcissist and a gambling addict, and he was going to get himself killed. Having known a few people like that, I didn’t feel any suspense or even interest in what would happen next. If he wins, he’s still on a self-destructive course. If he loses, he’s dead. Or maybe something else happens outside of his control, but who gives a shit? It was just constant yelling and unnecessary friction.

      • the post of tom joad
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        171 year ago

        Beautiful, bemuse-ed, bellicose butcher. Un-trust… ing. Un-know… ing. Un-love… ed?

        • @fjordbasa
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          61 year ago

          She stole my heart and my cat

        • SokathHisEyesOpen
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          41 year ago

          That performance made me wish I was a cool beatnik, poet, jazz cat.

          • @ChunkMcHorkle
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      • @tpihkal
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        101 year ago

        Different strokes?

        • @SkyezOpen
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          101 year ago

          Usually overhead swings work best.

  • @Okokimup
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    91 year ago

    This is like a joke from MASH. Paraphrased:

    Colonel Potter offers Radar a cigar.

    Radar: Aren’t they habit forming?

    Potter: I’ve been smoking every day for 40 years, never picked up the habit.

      • @Okokimup
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        61 year ago

        Highly recommend, it’s one of my comfort shows. If you liked Scrubs, you’ll probably like Mash.

  • @Emerald
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    51 year ago

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    John Hyslop, @sloprules

    Can’t wait to gamble today. Literally shaking. That’s called dedication.

    NickWit2437, @wit2437

    That’s called an addiction

    John Hyslop, @sloprules

    Buddy, I’ve been gambling everyday for 20+ years. It’s all I think about and I still haven’t gotten addicted so doubt it’s happening.

  • @xantoxis
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    21 year ago

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