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WhisperingEye to memes · 2 years ago

When it's taken that long, there's only one thing that can be done

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When it's taken that long, there's only one thing that can be done

WhisperingEye to memes · 2 years ago
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    People shit for 45 mins?

    • new_guy
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      I know right?

      This shit (literally) will give you hemorrhoids

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      It should be maximum 10. I do it in like 3-4 mins.

      • lobut@lemmy.ca
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        I just can’t. I think I need to switch my diet up or something. Even when I was doing pure veggie shakes it’s been a chore.

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          Eating salad with seeds (especially lax seeds) with every big meal has helped me tremendously. So has eating soup every second/third day. … Although, so has cutting coffee and cigarettes and switching to tea. 😁

          It’s a process. Try different stuff, see how your gut reacts, maybe you don’t have to change as much as you think.

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    Why not save time and stomp it in the shower?

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      Wafflestomping. Greatest neologism I’ve ever heard.

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      This is da way

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    This is why I like my bidet.

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      THANKS BIDET

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        This joke is a blast.

        Like a bidet.

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    That one thing should probably be “see a doctor”.

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    1.poop 2.bidet

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    Metamucil time

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