• FuglyDuck
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    1 year ago

    And then there’s this guy, who just logs in as root:

    • @[email protected]
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      141 year ago

      Imagine doing a marathon and just start uncontrollably bleeding from your nipples. It must be super weird.

      • FuglyDuck
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        121 year ago

        At that point it’s probably to painful to be weird.

        It’s from chaffing on the shirt. (Marathon bros. Use nipple gel. It’s okay. No one is gonna judge.)

          • FuglyDuck
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            101 year ago

            I dunno? Why torture yourself running a marathon, even?

          • @barbecue_sprinkler
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            21 year ago

            At least now we know that the shirt is the cause. It’d be really strange if he was shirtless and bleeding from his nipples.

  • @rtxnM
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    281 year ago

    Then there’s runas, who fell and broke several bones right at the start, but still says he participated in the race.

    Privilege escalation on Windows is a fucking joke.

    • @[email protected]
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      241 year ago

      The true “admin” in Windows is the default elevated admin account that you can’t delete. And even that is not completely true, cuz Trusted Installer sometimes has presidence. Basically, if you can combine System+TrustedInstaller+Administrator, that would make it similar to root on Linux… so yes, privilege escalation in Windows is a joke.

  • @uis
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    21 year ago

    Play sudo ku