• FuglyDuck
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    10 months ago

    And then there’s this guy, who just logs in as root:

    • @[email protected]
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      1410 months ago

      Imagine doing a marathon and just start uncontrollably bleeding from your nipples. It must be super weird.

      • FuglyDuck
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        1210 months ago

        At that point it’s probably to painful to be weird.

        It’s from chaffing on the shirt. (Marathon bros. Use nipple gel. It’s okay. No one is gonna judge.)

          • FuglyDuck
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            1010 months ago

            I dunno? Why torture yourself running a marathon, even?

          • @barbecue_sprinkler
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            210 months ago

            At least now we know that the shirt is the cause. It’d be really strange if he was shirtless and bleeding from his nipples.

  • @rtxnM
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    2810 months ago

    Then there’s runas, who fell and broke several bones right at the start, but still says he participated in the race.

    Privilege escalation on Windows is a fucking joke.

    • @[email protected]
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      2410 months ago

      The true “admin” in Windows is the default elevated admin account that you can’t delete. And even that is not completely true, cuz Trusted Installer sometimes has presidence. Basically, if you can combine System+TrustedInstaller+Administrator, that would make it similar to root on Linux… so yes, privilege escalation in Windows is a joke.

      • @surewhynotlem
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        710 months ago

        If you’re not running as system, are you even an Admin?

    • @Andonno
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      10 months ago

      # chmod -R +x 777 /

      For those of us who like to live dangerously.

  • @uis
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    210 months ago

    Play sudo ku