I’m not insane! My mother had me tested!
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You mean the test they use to determine if you have Alzheimer’s? Yeah, well done there.
Person, woman, man, camera, TV.
He got a perfect score! Only the best Alzheimer’s!
Sure Grandpa. Just like the poor are trying to take freedoms and not food.
I honestly wouldn’t be that surprised if Trump claimed he has never made a mistake in his life, and that he is in fact a perfect person—perfectly complete, even including flaws and imperfections (the best flaws and imperfections, even). It also wouldn’t surprise me that many of his supporters wouldn’t bat an eye if he did say this.
Paging Dr. Orwell…
All those business failures? It was the deep state! Trump has never made a mistake in his life!
Holy hell that shot
That’s what brought me here. What even is this pic? It’s nightmare inducing.
He has a certificate that says he doesn’t have donkey brains. Do YOU have a certificate that says you don’t have donkey brains?
Man, this exam again? When trump goes on about something, it’s usually a lie
He totally did not ace that test.
The cognitive exam turned out to be a simple light switch.
Back when he bragged about his cognitive exam perfect score, he claimed that he aced even the very tough last question. So I looked up the test he took. The last question asked what the current day was. Apparently, he found this challenging but finally was able to give the correct answer when lesser men would have failed.
I’d slap my forehead, but if I did this every time Trump or the Republicans did something stupid, I wouldn’t know what day it was!
Only took nine guesses.
Febterday!
Well it’s a test to see if someone has freaking Alzheimer. Everyone who doesn’t have Alzheimer should pass it without problems. The fact that he still tries to use this as some sort of huge win would be hilarious if he wouldn’t be a serious contender for the next POTUS.
How fucking stupid do you have to be to not see through this charade. Republicans are dumber than dogshit.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
"Whenever I sarcastically insert the name Obama for Biden as an indication that others may actually be having a very big influence running our Country, Ron DeSanctimonious and his failing campaign apparatus, together with the Democrat’s Radical Left ‘Disinformation Machine,’ go wild saying that 'Trump doesn’t know the name of our President, (CROOKED!)
Trump has, indeed, mixed up the names of Biden and Obama on numerous occasions in recent months, as Forbes documented in mid-November.
Ron DeSantis has used these gaffes (intentionally committed by Trump or not) in an attempt to drum up support for his faltering campaign.
“Trump confuses Obama and Biden again,” wrote DeSantis’ “War Room” account on X in October.
In his morning monologue, the former president also pointed to his recently released and vaguely written health exam that noted his overall health is “excellent,” including a cognitive exam.
“Also, and as reported, I just took a cognitive test as part of my Physical Exam, and ACED it,” Trump added.
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Don’t care
Sarcasm works best for me when I have to explain that I’m using sarcasm. I just used sarcasm right there.
See?
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c3/2d/63/c32d63ad2baab40dc3e7c9c4fc61cc29.jpg
Homer Simpson showing off his certificate.
