• @nostalgicgamerz
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    51 year ago

    Now read this in John Bailey’s Epic “honest trailers” voice

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    1 year ago

    I then this into ChatGPT for a hypothetical movie trailer:

    Upbeat music playing]

    Narrator (Voiceover): In a world where identity is everything…

    [Scenes of crowded city streets, people rushing by]

    Narrator (Voiceover): …a man will embark on an extraordinary journey…

    [Close-up shot of a man’s face, determined expression]

    Narrator (Voiceover): …to discover the true meaning of his name…

    [Flashback of a young boy learning his name, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt]

    Narrator (Voiceover): …a name that holds a secret…

    [Quick shots of newspaper clippings with headlines about mysterious events]

    Narrator (Voiceover): …a name that will change everything.

    [Close-up shot of a mysterious envelope with the words “Open me”]

    Narrator (Voiceover): John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt…

    [Cut to John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt opening the envelope]

    John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt (Confused): What’s this?

    [Close-up shot of a letter]

    Letter (Voiceover): John, it’s time to embrace your destiny…

    [Montage of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt training and learning about his name’s hidden power]

    Narrator (Voiceover): In a world where names hold unimaginable power…

    [Scenes of epic battles and John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt using his name to fight]

    Narrator (Voiceover): …he will become a hero…

    [John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt standing tall, surrounded by a cheering crowd]

    Narrator (Voiceover): …unleashing a force that will shake the very foundations of existence.

    [Quick shots of explosions and intense action sequences]

    Narrator (Voiceover): John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt…

    [John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt standing before a villain, ready for the final showdown]

    John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt (Determined): This ends now!

    [Explosive climax with John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt using the full potential of his name]

    [Montage of people from all walks of life chanting the name “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt”]

    Crowd (Chanting): John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt! John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt!

    Narrator (Voiceover): His name is your name too…

    [John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt triumphantly walking away as the sun sets]

    Narrator (Voiceover): …and together, we will redefine what it means to be extraordinary.

    [Title fades in]

    Title: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt

    Tagline: His name is your name too.

    [Final shot of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt looking back at the camera with a knowing smile]

    [Upbeat music swells]

    Narrator (Voiceover): Coming soon to theaters near you.