• ChihuahuaOfDoom
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    121 year ago

    Sharks, a couple hundred maybe ever / humans, millions every year

  • @atx_aquarian
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    1 year ago

    Paddle boarding 1.2 km from shore… isn’t that a bit far out for just a meat popsicle on a fish-shaped piece of styrofoam?

  • @NocturnalMorning
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    1 year ago

    Trying to decide on a honeymoon destination right now. The Bahamas is no longer on that list.

    • @[email protected]
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      291 year ago

      Dude, they just had a shark attack. That means statistically they aren’t due for another one for like thirty years. This is the best time to go. Just don’t go back for your thirtieth.

      • @Buddahriffic
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        151 year ago

        You’re both falling for gambler’s fallacy. This instance doesn’t make shark attacks in general any more or less likely.

        Well, it might be affected by how many stars the shark gives the meal, but the human meat industry and their opponents game website reviews so much these days it’ll probably be drowned out by all the fake reviews.

        • @meco03211
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          121 year ago

          This instance doesn’t make shark attacks in general any more or less likely.

          Ackshualllllllly, a shark is less likely to attack right after eating due to being full. Checkmate.

            • @ghostdoggtv
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              Even the sharks be like “man, fuck this economy”

              Jokes aside I feel terrible that the lady died.

        • @[email protected]
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          -11 year ago

          Its not gamblers fallacy if the first poster has their honeymoon in a desert instead, much less chance of a shark attack :D

          • @Buddahriffic
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            11 year ago

            Unless they intend to return to the ocean at a different time because it’s the timing that makes it dangerous now.

    • @Dkarma
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      71 year ago

      Is it really that hard to just not look delicious?!??

      • @[email protected]
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        71 year ago

        No, I always look delicious. If cannibals are going to get me, I want to be a feast for the eyes and stomach.

        • @KnightontheSun
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          51 year ago

          Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

        • @Dkarma
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          01 year ago

          It is, tho. Do…worse? Idk…really know how not to look snack tacular.

    • @[email protected]
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      51 year ago

      Which country has the most shark attacks?

      The U.S. continues to lead the way globally with by far the most shark attacks – 41 confirmed cases in 2022, a drop from 47 in 2021. That is, amazingly, 72% of the total worldwide attacks for the year.

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