• @Archer
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        He’s somebody’s type. Oh no, Mitch McConnell is too. I need brain bleach now

      • Dojan
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        Yeah that’s a no from me too. I don’t want to shag evil, I want to defenestrate evil.

  • IHeartBadCode
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    Mike Johnson: “Look it’s not my fault that I’m making this country shitty, it is those pesky LGBTQ+ people.”

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      So where in his Scooby Doo story do we pull off his mask and reveal the raging homosexual that he is…not that there’s anything wrong with that….just wanna see the hypocrisy on full display

      • chaogomu
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        Not all bigots are secretly gay. Some are just hate filled assholes. Most are hate filled assholes.

        • @pivot_root
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          I think you misspelled “ate” as “are hate”.

        • @[email protected]
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          Yeah, it’s a good distinction to make purely because this may help their backwards narrative. I mean, this guy is a horrible human being. Wouldn’t it be convenient for those who agree with him to label him as the thing he’s attacking?

          Still… There are some indoctrinated, self-hating gay people out there. The people who push the message he’s pushing are really good at ruining vulnerable individuals. It’s horribly sad, and unquestionably awful.

    • @[email protected]
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      This is the problem, like I’m fine if he was really going to let God do the punishing, but they all wanna take his job

    • @rayyy
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      Little mike johnson is living in his own personal HELL on earth where he makes shit up and thinks he hears god.

    • @[email protected]
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      That’s right out of the Nazi playbook. These people, when cornered, will simply recite Bible versus at you as the reason for their malice.

      It’s not inappropriate, I guess… The Bible is full of some pretty horrible and malicious things masked as righteousness.

  • partial_accumen
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    Johnson then wrote that he worries that “our culture has fallen so far” since the United States’ founding in 1776. “I fear America may be beyond redemption,” he adds.

    Since 1776? The year of the signing of the Declaration of Independence? I would think America got quite a bit better since then. I can think of just a few things that have made it better like:

    • 1787 Creation and signing of the US Constitution including that 1st Amendment including the words “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.”
    • 1865 13th Amendment abolished slavery in the United States
    • 1870 15th Amendment granting black men the right to vote.
    • 1920 19th Amendment to the Constitution granted women the right to vote and was ratified by the states

    If Mike Johnson sees these things as a decline of the United States since the Declaration of Independence, he is saying he is seeing other besides white men gaining the ability to vote as a bad thing.

    Republicans, your chosen Speaker of the House sees the Constitution of the United States as a negative thing!

    • @[email protected]
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      Back in the good ol’ days where you were committed to a mental institution if found masterbating.

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          I was just listening to the recent Behind the Bastards episodes on the Holy Roller cult from Oregon in 1900 and those motherfuckers were having women committed for refusing to wear a hat/cover their hair.

          • @Dethedrus
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            Another wild ride from the good reverend doctor. These sex cults are just weird yet still so predictable. Outside of the pet and potential toddler burning.

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        Pretty sure in the 1700’s if they though you were cuckoo, they just strung you up from a tree

        • @[email protected]
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          Probably that, too.

          The thing is about 20 years ago I toured a preserved colonial town in New England (I forget the name, it was in Virginia) and there was a book on display which was an inpatient log for a mental ward. And some of the entries’ reason for admission was “masterbation”.

          • @[email protected]
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            By the way, New England is specifically the northeast states of Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and Rhode Island! Virginia was one of the English colonies but isn’t part of New England.

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              Good question, not sure. I don’t even remember what was nearby.

              looks at some pictures

              Could be, but then all English towns looked the same back then. I don’t remember any buildings quite that big though.

        • SeaJ
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          Depends. If you were crazy and they thought you were harmful, then probably yes. They also had sanitariums.

          It was also not densely populated. It was pretty easy to simply banish someone and they would just fuck off to be on their own.

    • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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      I mean tbf his ilk are really yearning for those articles of confederation days now that the tide on federation is beginning a grindingly slow turn against them

      Something the sheer degree to which Millennials and Gen Z have embraced the cause of Palestine is probably putting into an extremely sharp focus as of late.

    • @[email protected]
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      If Mike Johnson sees these things as a decline of the United States since the Declaration of Independence, he is saying he is seeing other besides white men gaining the ability to vote as a bad thing.

      Oh you know that’s exactly what he’s thinking!

  • 520
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    As House Speaker, it is not your job to speak on behalf of God.

    Perhaps leave that to the popes.

      • 520
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        The point remains. He is in no way an authority within the Baptist church, let alone someone that can speak for God according to that religion.

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    Seriously, who can possibly be so invested in the personal lives and relationships of others?

    I genuinely don’t understand how you can waste your time with that amount of hate.

    It’s extremism, plain and simple. Live the life you want and let others live theirs.

    Be kind. Support one another despite any differences we may have. Seriously, WTF?

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      Life would be so much better if everyone just left each other alone. Like 90% of people in the world literally don’t care the 10% that are making the world a crap place.

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      I honestly don’t understand who votes for this guy because they believes that he represents them. 

  • @afraid_of_zombies
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    The older I get the weirder it gets to me that grown adults have an imaginary friend who tells them to be bigoted.

    If I had an imaginary friend I would want it to be like Scorpio in Farscape. Someone who could give me insights I didn’t think of, someone to bounce ideas off of, and maybe turn on painkillers in situations where I need one.

    • @dejected_warp_core
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      The older I get the weirder it gets to me that grown adults have an imaginary friend who tells them to be bigoted.

      I honestly see it the other way around: bigots find sanctuary in places where critical thought is absent from the conversation. Its easier to push any agenda you want if the dogma is to take your leadership’s word on faith alone. Being “religious” and invoking the name of god is being used here like a cheat code to get access to hearts and minds.

      If I had an imaginary friend I would want it to be like Scorpio in Farscape. Someone who could give me insights I didn’t think of, someone to bounce ideas off of, and maybe turn on painkillers in situations where I need one.

      Sorry that’s not really possible. There is an alternative: mild schizophrenia for the company and dissociative disorder for the pain are the best we can do around here.

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        Agreed completely, particularly on the first paragraph.

        I seriously doubt anybody has ever been a compassionate friend to all people, then one day was innocently reading their Bible like a Good Person, and turned into a raging bigot once they read something about a man not laying with a man as they would a woman, abomination, etc.

        The religion is just an enforcement mechanism. When Junior starts thinking that just because gay sex seems icky to him personally, maybe it doesn’t make those people evil and unwelcome? Nope, gotta remind him that his icky feelings have the ultra-triple-dog-infinity-plus-infinity stamp of approval! SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS, JUNIOR! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!

    • @SupraMario
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      Detective Miller from the expanse…doors and corners…sorry been listening to the audio books.

      • @CADmonkey
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        Know what I haven’t done yet? Re-read those books. I should do something about that.

        • @SupraMario
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          Listening to the audiobooks right now, they’re great

    • @EatYouWell
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      It’s funny, because their imaginary friend explicitly tells them not to be hateful bigots. Many times

      They don’t actually belive in God. They just need an excuse to be shitty people because they know damn well they’re shitty people.

      • @afraid_of_zombies
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        Disagree. You can find plenty of scriptures that pushes for bigotry judgemental viewpoints

        • @EatYouWell
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          In the old testament or new testament? Because Jesus was all about love and acceptance of your fellow humans.

          You can’t be a Christian and say that you hate people because you’re a Christian.

          • @afraid_of_zombies
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            Because Jesus was all about love and acceptance of your fellow humans.

            Except when he was rebuking a person for having leprosy, wouldn’t heal a child until her mother groveled at his feet and called herself a racial slur, specifically told people that he would be an instrument of strife and anger, and spoke in parables so that people would not understand and go to hell. Here is a fun fact, every single time Jesus is mentioned in Matthew with more than one other person in the scene someone has a sword. I get it, you cherry picked a bit of John and Luke but if you sit down and read the thing cover-to-cover he is totally different.

            Oh should we also mention Paul? You know the other guy in the NT. The man who gets credit for about 60% of the text. Tell me what did he say about what happens to gay people again or people who don’t give enough charity or who enjoy sex.

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              1 Corinthians 6:9-11 New King James Version 9 Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor [a]homosexuals, nor [b]sodomites, 10 nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God. 11 And such were some of you. But you were washed, but you were [c]sanctified, but you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus and by the Spirit of our God.

              Read full chapter Footnotes 1 Corinthians 6:9 catamites, those submitting to homosexuals 1 Corinthians 6:9 male homosexuals 1 Corinthians 6:11 set apart

                • @afraid_of_zombies
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                  Why? It changes nothing. The Bible is against homosexuality and it is one of the few things it is consistent on. Who cares that some King who wanted a different translation was bisexual? It won’t make the text not say what it says.

                  You know it wasn’t even the first English language translation of the thing?

    • @[email protected]
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      Personally I’d rather have Six from BSG than Scorpius if I’m given options for a guest in my head.

      • @afraid_of_zombies
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        What? All she has is looks and paranoia. Mind Scorpio is freaken smart, can override pain signals, and wake you up from a concussion to save your life. Plus he wears a Hawaiian shirt over BDSM leather somehow making it work.

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          Didn’t imaginary Scorpy still keep trying to get John to turn himself in or get himself killed?

          It’s been a while since I’ve seen the show.

          The Hawaiian shirt gag is never not funny though, that’s just the truth.

          • @afraid_of_zombies
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            He did for a while and then he sorta went rogue and betrayed Scropy prime. If I remember correctly.

            • Billiam
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              The Scorpius in John’s head was caused by a neural chip that Real!Scorpius implanted. That’s the one that kept trying to betray John, because his goal was to get the wormhole technology and give it to Real!Scorpius. John eventually has the chip removed but an echo of Scorpius was left in his brain, who John learns he can summon at will. This echo learns than he likes living and that helping John is the best way to do that, so eventually they start cooperating.

              Oh, and John named him “Harvey.”

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                Yeps. Sorry been years since I watched it. That’s what I want, can someone sell me that? I could offload some work to it.

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                It’s probably getting close to time for a re-watch, I’ve forgotten a lot of details.

                Yes, Harvey, I forgot about that hilarious bit. Chriton was at his best when he was crazy 🤪

              • @afraid_of_zombies
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                Hey I just had an idea for something much better than Neurolink Musk bullshit idea.

  • @ClaireDeLuna
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    Okay, let’s see “God” come on down and do that. Until then I’m gonna continue being “depraved” fucking nut jobs.

    • 【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】
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      He should go to Afghanistan. Our shit says “we the people.” That’s a formal acknowledgment that God is not coming to govern for us.

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        In fact, established religion at the time generally supported monarchs. A monarchy gets its legitimacy from God at the ordination / coronation. The monarch needs the support of the church because they are supposed to be at least “chosen by God”, if not divine themselves.

  • NotAFuckingBot
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    How can he be anti-gay when he has Trump’s cock in his mouth and ass 24/7?

  • @[email protected]
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    It’s getting more and more difficult to understand where they are coming from. I ask my boyfriend what we want to make for dinner, while our speaker asks his son, a minor, to monitor him so that he doesn’t get addicted to porn. The relationship I have with my boyfriend is just as healthy, maybe even more healthy than the relationships I’ve had with women. I give people a pass in the 00s since being queer was rare, but queer people have been in the mainstream for well over a decade at this point, and we are a known quantity. We just want a happy life like everyone else. That’s it.

    I often laugh that some religious people most likely spend more time thinking about gay sex than we do. Which is once a week if that for us.

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      We just want a happy life like everyone else

      I thought you wanted to indoctrinate the kids with the woke mind virus, and various other buzzwords and word salad

  • Flying Squid
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    My 13-year-old daughter like girls much more than boys.

    I’m fucking terrified that he’s in power.

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            No question. And we are doing that. But it’s an uphill battle. Doesn’t help that she’s half-Jewish, I’m Jewish and my wife, daughter and I are all atheists. We are threatened so many ways from the Mike Johnsons of this country gaining power.

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              I got your back even though I’m in Canada. Similar situation without the gay. My ex is Jewish. I have one kid with type 1 diabetes. 2 with autism. Daughter has a best friend who’s gay.

              The world is marching towards a dangerous place that only sees value in the hegemony. Diversity like us is feared. Then throw in the “evil jew” on top.

            • @assassin_aragorn
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              Your daughter is fortunate to have you. While it shouldn’t be the case, there are a whole lot of parents who wouldn’t support their kids if they were LGBT.

              As much as we like to criticize the US, Americans generally will not stand for the mistreatment of our fellow Americans. Throughout history, the government and some other Americans have tried to go so, and every time, Americans standing in solidarity with each other have won out.

              So, if Republicans dare to try anything, give a holler, and we’ll remind Johnston and his ilk that “SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED” applies to more than just guns, and we will make sure they’re intimately aware of that.

              Seriously though, don’t hesitate to call out for help here. If things get that bad, I think several people here will have your back.

      • Flying Squid
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        We can’t afford to move to another town, let alone another country.

      • @Burn_The_Right
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        EU countries are very difficult to migrate to. Their standards for residency are just not possible for most of us. I’ve desperately wanted to become an EU resident/citizen for the last 30 years, but simply do not meet the criteria for any of the countries.

        But thank you very much for the welcoming invitation.

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        Any of these have easy citizenship or legal resident process?

        • @Burn_The_Right
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          Some EU countries have pathways to citizenship/residency, but they are not easy. Such a path will usually involve being hired by a local company to do some type of specialized work that cannot be hired for locally. A highly skilled tech job is usually what that looks like. The other option for some countries (like Spain or Portugal) is to be wealthy and purchase a large amount of real estate in the country.

          There was a subreddit called Amerexit that was an excellent resource for this information. I haven’t seen anything similar on Lemmy, though. If you see such a community, let me know!

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        As a former one myself… teenage boys have always been fucking awful.

  • @thorbot
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    If god was real, the sky would open up and he’d smush this stupid fuck for using his namesake to spread lies, fear, and bullshit

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    I’m not concerned the wrath of a fictional character.

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      It’s not the main character I’m worried about. It’s his hoard of arrogant, dipshit, maniacal, obese orcs in pickup trucks.

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        Don’t worry, he is left on a planet that is unstable with this weird bug that plays mindcontrol worms in people. I am sure that is the end of him.

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    Actually god told me that he hates Mike Johnson because his last name means penis and that’s fucking gay.