• @Burninator05
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    My take away is that while I can’t eat this wrapper, any other wrappers that do not explicitly tell me not to eat them can and should be eaten.

    • @samus12345
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      2110 months ago

      It doesn’t say the wrapper is inedible, it just says not to eat it. They’re not the boss of me!

    • Flying SquidM
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      1210 months ago

      I remember when I was a kid back in the 80s, they had a brief show where kids could show off their inventions and this one girl came up with a type of edible tape you could use to do things like hold burritos together. I still think that’s genius. Of course, it never became an actual product.

    • @Taalen
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      I have no idea if they still do it, but a decade or so ago it was all over the internet that a Brazilian fast food company had started using edible wrappers and made a marketing stunt out of it. The chain was apparently “Bob’s”.

  • ivanafterall
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    2210 months ago

    Why would there be a warning unless people were eating them? Why would people eat them unless they were delicious? It’s the forbidden fruit all over again.

    • @TeaHands
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      1310 months ago

      I must admit your logic is compelling

    • Zoidsberg
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      310 months ago

      Looks like the wrapper says FRESH and is likely from Subway, so probably not a burger. Definitely less nutritional value than the wrapper, though.

  • Flying SquidM
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    710 months ago

    DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER!

  • @Tixanou
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    710 months ago

    … but why shouldn’t I? It tastes great.

  • Grammaton Cleric
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    410 months ago

    Spot fucking on analysis of the state of humankind

  • LinkOpensChest.wav
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    410 months ago

    Weren’t people in 1980 still burning leaded gasoline, flicking lit cigarettes out of car windows, placing kids unprotected in the backs of station wagons, and serving Big Macs in foam containers?

    Even if there is a rash of pika in 2023, I’d say we’re still far advanced

  • @wreckedcarzz
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    310 months ago

    Yeah, we all know rock stars taste much better

  • @cfi
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    110 months ago

    “See, because of me, they have a warning now”