That would be like fucking impressive

My mother is a saint!

4277 gallons are 1094912 tablespoons, divided by 547500 you get 1.99984. So each sausage has almost 2 tablespoons of juice.

.008 gallons of juice per dog. 30 milliliters.

The city is called Wien and the sausages accordingly Wieners.

I have less of a chance of getting an infection from a hot dog machine