• SSTF
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    1 year ago

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking Trellium-D.

      • @[email protected]
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        1 year ago

        ^LAW UFP™ is a licensed trademark of the Ferengi Alliance. Any similarities or relations to other governing bodies is completely coincidental. LAW UFP™ does not hold any legal power within the United Federation of Planets. Outcomes are not guaranteed. Your results may vary. For cease and desist inquiries, please address your communication to Liquidator Brunt, FCA, subspace communications number 7582862654892910384-69. Responses may take up to one Ferengi Week™

        • @ummthatguyOP
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          61 year ago

          Messaging and response fees will be applied in the order in which they are received. A modest information holding fee will also be applied at 5% per rotation until your case is addressed.

  • unalivejoy
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    181 year ago

    The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

    • Codex
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      121 year ago

      You P’takh! The red zone is for transporting and untransporting of life forms! There shall be NO stopping in the white zone!

  • @LuckyJones
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    171 year ago

    Oh, stewardess! I speak Klingon.

  • Bizarroland
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    131 year ago

    This combines two things that I really like, beautiful women and synchronized talking

  • Sundray
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    131 year ago

    “It’s the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that’s not important right now.”

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      131 year ago

      Someone took the bait. Thanks.

      • Flying Squid
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        91 year ago

        I think we can agree that this is my masterpiece, and so with that, I go to bed.

        • @ummthatguyOP
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          61 year ago

          Bravo. You’re tough to keep up with. Til next time.

  • @MajorHavoc
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    41 year ago

    “It’s an entirely different kind of flying.”