• IninewCrow
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      510 months ago

      There’s no need to put it in the front window … what will the neighbors think?

      • @[email protected]
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        910 months ago

        Q u a r k s f r e e r e f i l l s l i m i t o n e p e r c u s t o m e r
        A crummy commercial?!?

    • @MajorHavoc
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      1010 months ago

      It was a triple-dog dare. Refusing it would have brought dishonor to his entire house.

  • ivanafterall
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    810 months ago

    And Ralphie’s parents breathed a sigh of relief that any unexpected teenage pregnancies were off the table.

    • Seven
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      710 months ago

      Why? If anything the risk goes up.

  • @MajorHavoc
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    710 months ago

    “Only I didn’t say ‘Q’Pla’…”

  • SeedyOne
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    310 months ago

    Literally just showed a Trekkie friend of mine A Christmas Story last weekend. I know what I’m sending her next…