• Zerlyna
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    22811 months ago

    “Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing Steam”

    • @[email protected]
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      6311 months ago

      “it’s a big company with lots of games in its store. But that’s not important right now.”

      • @hemmes
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        1611 months ago

        “And Leon’s getting larger!”

        • @AtariDump
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          Johnny, what do you make outta this?

          • @[email protected]
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            2011 months ago

            Wait a minute, I know you! You’re Kareem Anonymouse Jabbar! You post comments on lemmy!

            • @AtariDump
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              811 months ago

              I’m sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I’m the co-pilot.

      • @AtariDump
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        1011 months ago

        It’s an online storefront that sells video games, but that’s not important right now.

    • @EdibleFriend
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      6911 months ago

      I honestly never even wanted a steam deck…but now I kinda do just to huff the fucker.

        • @EdibleFriend
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          1711 months ago

          Literally tasted one within minutes of getting my hands on it.

      • @[email protected]
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        Mine lost the smell after a month or so and I’ve been thinking of cracking open a fresh one ever since.

    • @frizop
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      1211 months ago

      Is this your tide pod moment?

  • chameleon
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    10011 months ago

    Aww, okay. I’ll just have to go back to licking Switch cartridges then…

      • @xpinchx
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        2311 months ago

        I had no idea this was a thing until one day I was swapping games or something and temporarily held it between my lips. I didn’t taste it right away so I didn’t immediately link it back to the cartridge, but I mentioned it to the SO and she enlightened me.

        I fell for a trap set for children and pets.

      • @Buddahriffic
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        411 months ago

        It just means you need to find the right combination of other flavours to add to balance it out.

  • @FrankTheHealer
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    9411 months ago

    Steam Deck owners to Valve: No.

    As a Steam Deck owner, I find the whole exhaust air thing hilarious because it smells like nothing but warm air to me. But others seem to have drastically different descriptions of it.

    • FreeBooteR69
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      3011 months ago

      Mine didn’t have a smell, but don’t know how long that lasts, so maybe i was too late for the new deck smell.

  • @phoneymouse
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    7111 months ago

    Don’t sniff your deck hole

  • Jessica
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    6911 months ago

    I don’t like the idea of a company telling me what I can and cannot smell. My father smelled potentially hazardous fumes, and his father ‘fore him! We will not submit!

  • circuitfarmer
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    4711 months ago

    I’ll steal/adapt a weird argument about eating animals:

    If Valve didn’t want people sniffing Steam Deck fumes, they wouldn’t have made them smell so good.

    Gaben spoke, and people listened.

  • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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    3711 months ago

    Don’t tell me what to do!

    For real though, it smells nice so it’s probably pretty toxic. For some reason everything that smells or tastes good but isn’t food ends up being toxic as fuck. Like lead and plutonium. I’ve heard lead is sweet (I was smart enough not to eat the wall candy growing up), and plutonium apparently tastes like sour candy. The deck is probably shitting out super fenta-cancaids fumes that’re gonna shrivel our sex bits but it doesn’t matter because it smells divine.

    Damn you Gaben with your super fenta-cancaids!

    • @[email protected]
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      2311 months ago

      It’s probably off gassing aromatics from the molded plastics parts. Anything aromatic (in an organic chem context) is possibly carcinogenic. Past that its semi-volatile phthalates and other possible additives and light volatiles that may be off gassing especially from the unit’s heat generation/dissipation.

      Offgassing testing is common (think new car smell…Yeah unfortunately that’s carcinogenic too, but we’re testing for stuff now). I’m pretty surprised they didn’t either invest in the right types of plastics that wouldn’t have potentially toxic emissions…unless they did and didn’t care until someone noticed and spread the word.

    • @[email protected]
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      1411 months ago

      no it’s not toxic, they have regulation for that, even valve said the the fumes aren’t toxic, put they aren’t going to say that people can smell it because some dumbass gonna burn their nose lol

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      everything that smells good but isn’t food ends up being toxic as fuck

      Wondering if this applies to the edges of laser-cut plywood… (like, momths after cutting)

      • @[email protected]
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        1111 months ago

        Probably, since wood dust and wood smoke are both carcinogenic.

        I still like smelling wood smoke though.

  • XbSuper
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    3511 months ago

    WTF is wrong with people?

    • @Acters
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      2511 months ago

      i dont understand why but the smell of fresh electronics and cars is soo good. I read somewhere that its the glue off gassing and could cause a mild high and at high enough concentrations or time lenght brain damage. yay

      • @DogWater
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        511 months ago

        Bro smell a freshly opened pack of cards from MTG or any card game. If they use the right stuff it’s like crack. Shit smells so good.

        Videogame cases used to do it too

      • XbSuper
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        -1011 months ago

        WTF is wrong with you?

      • @Ibex0
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        811 months ago

        🦍

    • @[email protected]
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      1811 months ago

      These people are why Nintendo have to coat their Switch games with a foul tasting substance.

    • @grayman
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      111 months ago

      People huff freon. This doesn’t surprise me a bit. Nothing like a little ozone and chlorine I guess.

    • @TheMauveAvenger
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      2111 months ago

      I have an old early 2000s mp3 player that still to this day has an inexplicable sweet orange/citrus scent that emanates from the audio jacks, even when not in use.

      • @[email protected]
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        411 months ago

        This reminds me of the bingo markers with scents. Loving the almond one. Still long after the markers have dried out, they still smell like that.

        Probably really chemical since the new ones seem to smell less strong.

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        111 months ago

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  • @blattrules
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    3111 months ago

    If they didn’t want me to sniff the vent fumes, they shouldn’t have pointed the vent nearly at my face.

    • @smackjack
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      611 months ago

      This is journalism in 2023.

  • 🐍🩶🐢
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    2511 months ago

    Look. The warm air feels excellent on my frozen nose. Let my dumb stoner ass enjoy it okay?