• @kewwwi
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    6211 months ago

    screams in scrotum

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      2011 months ago

      Stop doing that and get out of there! You’re stretching my underwear!

    • Phuntis
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      1511 months ago

      just scratch I do noone says anything I doubt they even notice but if they did they’re human they understand itchiness

    • @OscarRobin
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      1311 months ago

      Rip the people who suffer both, simultaneously.

  • @[email protected]
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    5411 months ago

    If you’re too embarrassed to scratch them, I’ll do it for you, not an issue.

    If you’re a consenting adult, of course.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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    811 months ago

    In Lawrence of Arabia when asked about the secret to snuffing out matches with his fingers without it hurting, Larry responds The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.

    The trick (we all learn this in our middle adulthood) is not minding what others might think when we scratch our private itches. Everybody itches the way everybody poops. It’s not about hygiene, I itch like fire coming out of the shower (my doc doesn’t know why). If it bothers someone that you’re a human ape thing like the rest of us, they are not worth your time.

    • Pelicanen
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      811 months ago

      I itch like fire coming out of the shower

      Do you shower hot? I know several people (including myself) who get itchy if they shower in too high temperatures.

      • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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        411 months ago

        An interesting hypothesis. The alternative would be to shower in tepid water and come out feeling a bit chilled. At least now during the winter. Usually it’s the summer when I itch coming out of the shower.

    • Remmock
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      111 months ago

      Do you make sure to slough off the dead skin? I often find that’s what’s really causing the itch.

  • @kokopelli
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    711 months ago

    Give em the ole pinch and roll

  • Cyrus Draegur
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    411 months ago

    You do that hug-yourself-and-shiver (actually just shimmying) maneuver where you can force the fabric to rub (where it normally won’t) so that scratches the itch