• Chris
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    2310 months ago

    The North Sea has 4.2, due to unfriendly crabs.

    • @9point6
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      1010 months ago

      Oh, I’d have assumed it was because my country is floating in it

  • Dr. Coomer
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    1710 months ago

    Who the fuck left a bad review on the Atlantic Ocean?

      • Deceptichum
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        710 months ago

        The game is so buggy the ground is blue, and you’ll clip through it and take DoT.

        • @[email protected]
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          110 months ago

          Nah if you fall into the water, you’ll fall until you clip through the sea floor and then keep falling in the void. And then, when you hit the bottom of the skybox, you get teleported back to the last place you were on land

      • Dr. Coomer
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        10 months ago

        They had the batteries for a negative rating but not to control the sub?

    • @De_Narm
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      610 months ago

      I’m not saying I’m afraid, but it is not only unfathomable vast but a seemingly endless dark void for you to drown in. Also full of plastic.

    • @SgtAStrawberry
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      110 months ago

      Someone that got there cruise cancelled because of rough seas.

  • The Snark Urge
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    610 months ago

    Reviews aren’t verified, it says right there. No way have that many people been there

  • @Emerald
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    110 months ago

    Image Transcription: Twitter Post


    Cigs, @UsingCigarettes

    the atlantic ocean has 3.9 stars on google reviews

    [A low-resolution screenshot of Google maps. The map is zoomed out to show the globe, and in the search box “Atlantic Ocean” is shown. A large 3.9 is shown under the “Review summary” section.]