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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to HumorEnglish · 3 years ago

Don't want the barber to judge

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Don't want the barber to judge

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to HumorEnglish · 3 years ago
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    Ask for “the Goku”

    • Albbi
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      You’ll end up with something awful like the live action movie Goku.

      • kamenlady
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        I forgot about that abomination, until now…

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      I was going to say “the Goku” with “Lara Croft graphics”

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    1. Get the haircut around Halloween/say it’s for a costume party
    2. Take a picture of yourself after the cut, use that for future reference

    *OR

    1. Not gaf what a random ass barber thinks.
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    3D print the haircut

  • Chainweasel
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    Use a picture of Goku instead

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    I think you want a plastic wig, not a haircut.

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    deleted by creator

  • Telex@sopuli.xyz
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    Hand draw or trace the outline with just the face.

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    Go to a stylist. They’ll judge you either way.

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    Fuck it. Why do you give a shit if your barber knows you like Lego?

    Or say “my gf’s kid had this toy and I kinda like the hair”

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    Have you considered not giving a shit what some person you don’t know thinks?

    Edit - love you by the way

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    Thicc spiky anime hair

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    I don’t know the Name for this haircut seither Am I Stupid?

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