• @[email protected]
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    6311 months ago

    I once ordered from a wings place and left the comment “arrange the chicken into a pentagram. please, I need this”

    They didn’t do it, but I hope I made someone chuckle out of it.

  • @[email protected]
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    One time I did some freelance work for a client and he had the most stereotypical Italian accent. I told my wife about it by mimic him and she didn’t believe me. He had let me borrow something that he needed for work and came over to pick it up. My wife answered the door and he said “Ay, it’s-a me Paglio (name changed). Is “Arxtwo” a here?” She did everything in her power not to bust out laughing. That was 13 years ago and we still talk about it.

    • @diffcalculus
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      811 months ago

      You specifically called out the name change of the Italian guy, but not for yours.

      Confirmed: your actual real name is Arxtwo. Nice to meet you, Arxtwo.

    • @thorbot
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      11 months ago

      Butts

      Now you can come back and enjoy daily

    • threelonmusketeers
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      311 months ago

      Let me leave a comment so that I can return

      FYI, “save post” is a thing on Lemmy

      • @[email protected]
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        111 months ago

        Yes, I know, thanks. But I check these less often than the notifications that someone answered my comment, like you did, thanks for that!

  • @[email protected]
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    411 months ago

    I was role played an stereotypical Italian mother in a DnD game. I tried to slap another player because they were disappointing me. I ended up slapping myself.

  • @SpaceNoodle
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    Who are these people incapable of microwaving their own junk food?