That’s some solid hotel life bullshit. I currently live in a hotel hastily converted into apartments and the one thing they were sure to do in the renovation is add a kitchen to each room because last year when it was just a hotel they started calling apartments some real bullshit happened in regards to cooking.

I’m uncomfortable swallowing such a large iron supplement…

It’s Digirono.

Steamed pizza for superintendent Chalmers?

Okay, but… Does it work? All of you can make jokes while I enjoy my tasty pizza!

Basically an open air fryer.

Life finds a way

Even if the hotel doesn’t have a microwave in every room they likely have one somewhere on property, just ask the front desk lol