Don’t kink shame

I quit drinking for good.

Now, I only drink for evil.

There is no chicken

They’re not waving at you. They’re waving at the Jeep.

Because boobs

The Rock can’t lose. It’s in his contract.

Hakuna Mavodka - it means no memories

I remember this episode of “The Twilight Zone”

Lemmy is God

Epstein didn’t kill himself.

ACAB

The Chiefs should change their name to The Swifties.

There’s a bathroom on the right.

James Cameron doesn’t do what James Cameron does for James Cameron.
James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.

I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted.

Springtime for Hitler

Life finds a way

Ranch salad dressing

What Taylor wants, Taylor gets.

I believe in Santa Claus.

I don’t believe in good little children.