• @PopcornPrincess
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    289 months ago

    Aussies are getting a white Christmas, nice.

  • @jordanlundM
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    269 months ago

    LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW!

  • M137
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    259 months ago

    If the police aren’t able to get to them before anyone else does, that’s their problem. Finders keepers.

  • @BoxerDevil
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    139 months ago

    The cops should ignore them as well

  • The Barto
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    119 months ago

    Sydney and Newcastle see record numbers of beachgoers this Christmas.

  • Jo Miran
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    99 months ago

    Who says there can’t be Christmas snow in Australia?

  • prole
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    9 months ago

    Barnacle-covered

    I wonder how long they’ve been down there, and if there’s some cartel in Mexico that sees this article and laughs because it’s one of theirs that was lost off the coast of California 12 years ago.

    Oop. Maybe Javier was telling the truth, and we shouldn’t have brutally murdered his family. Oh well.

  • @[email protected]
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    89 months ago

    “All parcels have been sent for further examination,” police said.

    Further examination. Sure.

  • _NoName_
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    69 months ago

    Please don’t disturb the cocaine bags. They only come ashore once every twelve years to breed. Preserve the beauty of nature.

  • @[email protected]
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    29 months ago

    [Chorus: OJ da Juiceman] Quarter brick, half a brick, whole brick, ayy Quarter pound, half a pound, whole pound, okay

    Get to trapping, Aussies. Make sure you test that shit first (if buying test kits is legal in your country)