Seven packages of what police believe is cocaine have washed up on beaches between Newcastle and Sydney covered in barnacles.

  • Destroyer of Worlds 3000
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    121 year ago

    “Seven! Yep! We found Seven!” said the strangely energetic beachcombers that found the suspected cocaine.

      • @Got_Bent
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        1 year ago

        Police report test results for all three packages have come back as positive for cocaine.

    • @jopepa
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      41 year ago

      They probably have the bends from all of the diving. Look, that one’s nose is bleeding, yup, definitely bends.

  • @ChicoSuave
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    91 year ago

    “Barnacles on coke” sounds more fun than the article made it seem.

    • @jopepa
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      31 year ago

      They’re barnacles all they ever want to talk about are their other yachts or the months long “sailing expeditions”

      What a cool way to experience a culture where did you stay? Oh the boat? Stayed on the boat, meet a lot of locals on your boat you brought from home? Barnacles suck

    • @geekworking
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      11 year ago

      Barnacles on Coke sounds like a SpongeBob episode.

  • @SpaceNoodle
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    61 year ago

    They suspect they’re barnacles, but it’s definitely coke.

    • @Pothetato
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      21 year ago

      I suspect there’s some mussels among those barnacles

  • @[email protected]
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    41 year ago

    How many barnacle covered cocaine packages does it cost to buy a house in Sydney? Asking for a friend.

  • @[email protected]
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    21 year ago

    it was about 18 months ago there was a big bust in newcastle port from memory, i wonder if any of it is related (dumped goods) or how common it is to just find washed up cocaine