• @KnitWit
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    33 hours ago

    For years my reaction to this has always been the same. Who uses straws?

    • @[email protected]
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      117 minutes ago

      i use them pretty much exclusively but i have a collection of glass ones i reuse. i have a weird thing about drinking from an open cup so i always have a lid/straw.

  • Blass Rose
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    74 hours ago

    Listen, I’m totally down for bioplastic straws. They’ve got a different texture and are far more brittle, but still compostable and lasts more than long enough for me to enjoy my drink.

    I don’t get why customers at my work hate them so much. To the point some will bring their own straws if we don’t have the regular plastic milkshake straws. It’s weird…

    • @surewhynotlem
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      52 hours ago

      Compostable garbage is still garbage. In a landfill it doesn’t decompose properly and causes methane, which is worse than CO2.

      Point is, the whole thing is stupid unless we do proper composting. So I kinda get byo-straws.

      • @Frozengyro
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        139 minutes ago

        What about a noodle shaped into a straw? Even if you toss it out the window at least it’s biodegradable.

      • @straightjorkin
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        146 minutes ago

        You heard it here, throw your biostraws into a ditch!

  • @Nog00d
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    707 hours ago

    That will surely bring down the price of eggs.

  • kbal
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    196 hours ago

    Wimpy effeminate plastic straws? Ha! Real men use metal straws. Tin/lead if that’s all you can afford, or depleted uranium if you’re a real player.

    • @[email protected]
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      11 hour ago

      I’ve never understood why we need straws. I get it for a milkshake but I don’t understand why a restaurant gives me a glass with a straw in it. Do people use straws at home?

      • @[email protected]
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        52 minutes ago

        There’s a few things, like you said some things truly do require a straw like a milkshake, or slushies, tbf they are “fun” even if that’s not a great reason, but I think the real reason people got hooked on them is drive throughs, they are undoubtedly much easier when you are driving.

    • @[email protected]
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      146 hours ago

      Part of me finds it sad that the “green” option is not only shit but actually worse.

      The other part of me is laughing because that’s the best snacking my doomer-ism has had for a while.

        • @[email protected]
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          11 hour ago

          Glass straws seem like a good option. I’ve got some re-useable ones, but I bet recycling them would be feasible. We already do it for glass bottles

          • @[email protected]
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            11 hour ago

            I have some silicone ones that I really like too, they open up like a zipper making them really easy to clean. Silicone is technically recyclable as well, though that is rarely done.

    • @CMDR_Horn
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      35 hours ago

      I think a much more helpful replacement would be replacing the plastic tops with recycled paper tops.

  • @[email protected]
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    347 hours ago

    If I’m not mistaken he already started a fight against windmills. Paper straws must be an ally of that great enemy.

  • @TokenBoomer
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    267 hours ago

    He can’t even drink water with one hand, my money’s on the straws.

    • @Jimmycakes
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      26 hours ago

      I mean… It kind of is. I’m pretty happy. I’m the dystopia we live in got take the small wins

  • @kikutwo
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    25 hours ago

    Doesn’t Don Jr. use rolled up hundreds?