

Right there in the title

Alf was the only one on the craft that brought him to Earth, right? Captain.
heh just started watching this again for whatever streaming it’s on for Canada now. And since the garage it crashed into wasn’t obliterated must be a single person craft. So yes, Alf is technically a captain, like invader Zim is a conquerer I imagine.
Well, smoke me a kipper! :::Fist pump:::

Captain Povey. Debate over.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…

What’s this from?
DC’s Legends of Tomorrow

Zaphod is both president and captain by bistro logic.

Ey! It’s me.

“Captain” Ryan Clark
TV RYAN! TV RYAN!


I’ll double down on “wrong” answers and suggest

Edit: someone waaaay down beat me to it.
Captain Sir Lister of Smeg

So many good options!

So much smarter and harder working than Johnny Rico.

Last one, I promise.
He was pretty good though.

Captain Ed Mercer of the Orville








