We call that an FOQ - fuck-off quote

Don’t read how much lawyers make.

Give it a crack, what’s the worst that could happen?

Maybe not to you 😮‍💨

It’s a loss to their logistics supply corps.

I only need one

“The free healthcare will continue until morale improves!” Sinister evil laughing

I’m just gonna keep using systemd

Anon has threat-sensitive anxiety.

The message is an unexpected intrusion, with right answers and wrong answers but it’s not clear which is which. “Morning beautiful! 😍 💕” Is insincere because anon doesnt feel that cheerful, and anon lacks confidence in his ability to be convincingly insincere, as well as feeling like a fraud for having to pretend to be happy, AND is acutely reminded of his inability to be happy. “Morning” is muted and emotionless, bound to be inadequate, possibly signalling anger or discontent. "👍 " Is definitely a no-go, probably. Non-response is also just kicking the can down the road, eventually he has to respond, AND come up with an excuse why he took so long.

Anon has just woken up and immediately needs to deal with a scenario that his threat-model doesn’t cover, and where a wrong answer will have real-world consequences, possibly derailing his whole day and impacting his relationship over the longer term.

Anon is exhausted from the constant wargaming with all the minutiae of life.

Who are the morlocks?

Buy me dinner before you fuck me.

Just use something simple with systemd. The Linux community is its own worst enemy, in inviting people to come to Linux because it’s so simple and beginner friendly, then the trap snaps shut and they tell you to pick a distro and all you have to do is decide on either gnome, plasma or cinnamon, and between arch and debian and ubuntu, and between snap and Flatpack, between Vim, Emacs, nano, and micro, between Wayland and the other one, between systemd and violent self-fellagelation, and whatever you choose, make sure it’s FOSS and exactly what the next person on the forum used and as pure as the driven snow or you’ll be bullied, belittled, and trolled by egomaniacs, elitists, and gatekeepers until you fawn like a thrashed housewife who ‘only gets hit when she fucks up’, or you give up and install windows again.

Just use whatever works for you, makes your life easier, and avoid the Linux purity circlejerk. When it stops working for you, use something else. Go your own way.

If you don’t know what systemd does and you aren’t affected by this, use it. If there’s closed source software you wanna run, run it. If you want to install a snap, do it. If you like using VS code, install it on your Linux, it works great. You will never be pure enough to satisfy the Linux community.

Big screen is playing reruns of Comfort Show™ while medium screen is set up for the Task and small screen is occupied stimulating the dopamine gland.

To be fair, she was the pilot.

Is Ubuntu a race?

Yuck, worst species ever.

Who let the flatlanders on tumblr?

I mostly pick my distro based on how nice the name sounds. That’s why I’ll never use Ubuntu.

NFC, on the other hand…

It needs to be easily sanitised so the patient doesn’t get an infection