My position is that it’s a snack and husband tax must be paid. My wife is arguing that it’s a meal or occupies some third food space and it’s entirely hers. Who’s right, court of Lemmy?

  • @[email protected]
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    I agree with others in that it’s a course and part of a meal.

    But when eaten alone, snacks are snacks or meals according to size. If it’s something small that won’t even fill a third of your appetite, in my books, that’s a snack. And in my books, precisely because of scarcity reasons you have less leveraging power to demand tax on a snack.

  • @ultranaut
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    Its a course served at the end of a meal, typically sweet. If you’re eating outside of that context it’s a snack or a meal depending on how large it is and your specific eating schedule. I think she is probably right that its hers but also maybe wrong if she won’t share a small taste of it with you. Or I would feel wrong not letting my wife at least taste my dessert if she wanted some but I was unwilling to share.

  • originalucifer
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    dessert is a course of a meal

    if consumed outside a meal, its a snack.

    its all about context.

    • @Takapapatapaka
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      Im with you there.

      If sweet food is consumed at the end of a dinner/lunch, it’s a dessert to me.

      If sweet food is consumed on its own, its a snack to me.

      • finley
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        815 hours ago

        I’m gonna blow your fucking mind here, but hear me out: you can also have dessert with breakfast.

        • The Quuuuuill
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          1015 hours ago

          breakfast is the one meal a day you can just only have dessert and get away with it somehow like you don’t have an emotional problem

          • metaStatic
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            I have ice cream for dinner because I’m a fucking adult and can do what I want

          • finley
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            Let me blow your mind again: yes, you can have dessert with anything you like.

        • snooggums
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          You can also eat it at the beginning of a meal!

  • @[email protected]
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    I’ll never forget the my second grade teacher, Mrs Tilley, taught us the mnemonic “you only want one desert and two desserts.”

    Thanks, ma’am. It serves me still.

    • @Okokimup
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      I learned that only one S can survive in the desert.

  • Nate Cox
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    1314 hours ago

    Dessert falls under “rule of fork”.

    In that if you try to take any I will stab you with one.

  • @TootSweet
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    A drug.

    Whether it’s an important medicine for health and wellbeing or a hard recreational drug can depend greatly on the context.

  • Call me Lenny/LeniM
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    914 hours ago

    Does this look like a mere mortal snack to you?

    This thing has the might to send you to sleep for days.

  • @[email protected]
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    1115 hours ago

    My advice is not let the corporate media divide you on superficial concepts between snacks and meals. Reclaim your freedoms. Feed cats more

    • Lemminary
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      No no, it’s the globalists, the shadowy cabals, and the mind control by the deep state. We’re falling prey, folks! Anyway, buy my dick enhancing pills.

  • @IMongoose
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    Why are snacks shared but meals are not?

    • @spittingimageOP
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      Because when eating a meal she has a fork in her hand and will stab me with it.

      • @TheDoozer
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        Then it would seem the fork is the determining factor in this.

  • lemmyng
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    311 hours ago

    Depends on nutritional value. Snack if empty calories, meal if reasonably nutritious. Cake? Snack. Fruit salad? Meal.

    • Lemminary
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      I like how preparation is optional in this definition. I could open a few food items, stuff my mouth with shovels of everything and call it a nutritious meal. 🤭

  • @ShittyBeatlesFCPres
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    I say snack. The liminal space between dinner and bed can be a digestif or coffee or tiramisu. But it’s not a proper meal.