

Luke! It’s your dad.
–Annie


Luke! It’s your dad.
–Annie


It needs to stop. Seriously. Being slammed is not a joke. Real, actual slamming, not the headline kind, has devastating consequences. People have been literally decimated (reduced by one tenth) by slamming. Words matter. Language matters. Stay safe and live gently.
It’s the important yet subtle differences that matter most between sucking ass and blowing goats.
The North American truck schmuck, there are many and they grow larger each year due to environmental pressures brought on by higher temperatures, worsening education and shrinking penises.


If you are invested, get your money out of these funds now. Buy small cap, mid cap and international funds. Don’t let them hand you the bag in the first place.
That and it used older, less safe battery tech.


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Back then it was boring, but the trade off was you could be someone without being the best in the world. What used to be “let me tell you about my friend” became “let me show you this internet video.” You didn’t have to be the top player in the world to be the top player at the arcade. You didn’t have to be a prodigy to have people think your art was cool. The internet moved the goal posts out of reach and we were all suddenly nobody, consumers, wannabe influencers at best. The technology thought to allow everyone to find an audience put us in our place and we’re all nobody now. You get zero views, zero interest, the famous get a billion.
I thought that was a photo of a naked person straddling a bench.


I used to be dumb as a rock. I still am, but I used to be too.


Squarcle. Trhonbus. Ovalellagram.
AZ⤵️ Your money goes to pedos.


Your own fault for not encrypting it before you type it in 🧠
So fucked up, I mean, why bring cheese into this?
The group whose identity is hating those they perceive as beneath them are shocked to find the man above them hates them.
3 out of 5 dentists recommend waiting at least 30 minutes before brushing your teeth after scromiting.
Man I’ll never think of scrum the same way again.
Easy, just don’t finish any business at all. There are loads of ADD ghosts just haunting around.