And yet I cannot purchase a two thousand pound self-slamming door, which would be orders of magnitude safer.

Can’t speak for everyone but on my phone the a.lemmy.world website is unusable for replies. Half the reply box is covered by a control with a tempting x that closes the entire post and loses my reply. The submit button is hidden under the keyboard. When I finish typing I can hit the check mark above the keyboard which causes the website to zoom to 200% where upon I must find a neutral spot to double click somewhere and look for the post button, otherwise some nerd won’t be able to invalidate my experience.

Should we go back to fat cats?

Or one man could replace Trump’s name in the documents with Gavin Newsom in black sharpie and arrest him. The truth hasn’t mattered for years.

Everybody is wrong. He was just a lot less wrong than anyone had ever been up until that point.

Yes indubitably we must pounce upon such things here on lemmeshitpost lest others who just got here brighten my day with a solid Paul Blart jab

Just turn the device off. They don’t have customer support, but they sure as fuck have metrics. At the start of the ad, turn the device completely off.

“See? She’s doing it again! She’s sexually harassing me!” – Beavis

It’s biological terrorism through misinformation. Why drop a bio weapon when you can just mislead the ignorant into spreading measles?

oh thank god I thought it was a drone for a second

why, you could fill a liberry with the things he didn’t think about

This book is excellent.

“Where did you come from?”

But she knew where he was coming from: both ends.

As it turns out, we are all human and are all vulnerable to the same psychological manipulations. No country is immune without active resistance.

Just in case people outside of the US want to be smug about the state of things in America: the propaganda is coming for your country, and your people are not immune either.

That happened. And then everybody clapped.

Please let us continue to turn natural resources into microplastic pollution and diabetes.

Oh, laws were broken.

Perfect is the mortal enemy of good.

Help clock. I’m a computer.

Every car owner has a delusion that one terrible day a very bad thing will happen and they will drive 400 miles away from it and be saved.