I am also in support of banning Viagra as a performance enhancing drug.
Also ban glasses while we are at it. If god wanted you to see them tiddies he wouldn’t have made you near-sighted. Amen 🙌
I worry you are incentivizing them to just put their faces closer to the boobies
It’s anti-natural.
And wedding ceremonies continue to get weirder and weirder.
Eww. Just fucking eww.
Are you supposed to, like, leave it in there or…?
Finger banging
I think he prefers the more formal term; finger blasting.
The first thing that comes to mind is… 4th finger on the left hand? Finger Blasting the V with that? He might not recognize it, but that’s a good guaranty for birth control. Plus, dude must have some weird flexibility.
Could be all of the fingers at once too
All fisting all the time
If she asks for a third finger it can be hard to avoid putting no. 4 in there. It’s either 2,3,4 or 1,3,4. 1,2,3 is awkward, and anything involving 5 but not 4 is asking for a broken pinky.
Haha omg… I tried to read this out to my wife but couldn’t keep my shit together while reading it out… completely ruined it…
🤷🏻♂️ guess you had to be there… 😂
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narrator: please don’t place a ring in a woman’s vagina people
Notice he didn’t say who’s wedding ring…
Right? Not every day a public official outs themselves as a swinger. He also didn’t specify gender. I salute Russ Fulcher for his adventurous sexuality.
Wait, is wedding rings in the vag a swinger thing?
TIL.
Yea, one woman goatses herself and everybody throws them in then picks them out like car keys
But who was wedding ring?
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Bro, consider not everyone on the internet is a man, and also that the joke was that he literally put his ring in her vagina, so my (or even his) fingers have nothing to do with anything (because I seriously doubt he was making a reference to fingering his wife)…
Rings are typically found on fingers, which get washed when hands get washed.
You’ll understand when you’re older.
The ring finger is a weird finger to use, just saying - Older Person
No it isn’t. Just saying, also an older person.
Think this ^, but the thumb is on the mons pubis/clit, the pinky and pointer are on the labia, while middle and ring are inside.
Thanks, mom
No problem sweetie, glad I could help.
Uhh no, the tongue goes on the clit and the finger is curled slightly upwards. I have never needed more than one finger and it ain’t the ring finger. I have done this well over ten thousand times. I don’t need to imagine anything.
Well depends, I only have one tongue and sometimes it is in other places, and also that goes from “fingering” to “oral” so I’d argue they’re in slightly different catagories. I mean, you don’t “give a handjob” by using your mouth, that would be called a “blowjob.”
Sure, you may only like one finger inside you but I hate to be the bearer of bad news: all women are different, some of them like two fingers, some like a whole fist (or so I’ve heard, haven’t met one of those yet.)
“Imagine” as in "the picture doesn’t quite show a vagina, but use your mind’s eye to visualize one in there, the fingers in the explained spots, which aren’t actually pictured, thus “imagination.” You may be ok at fingering people but your reading comprehension could use a bit of work it would seem.
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I use it in tandem with my other 4 fingers.
Still, if I was planning an evening of sexy times that might get digital, hygiene considerations would include cleaning the ring separately (assuming the ring was going to be involved at all).
A proper manicure is super important.
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It’s implied the ring is on a finger. The finger on a hand. A hand that is washed.
This might be the issue. Unless you separately wash the ring, bacteria will almost certainly remain along the edges of the ring after washing your hands.
Oh boy! That’s my representative. I’m so proud /s
Well tbf if I’m wearing a wedding ring it might end up inside my wife when my fingers do.
I believe that was the joke.
Ah, I thought people were saying he is an idiot.
And I mean, he is, but rings do end up inside people sometimes. Broken clock and whatnot.
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I did not wait for the link to load before copying lol
If infinite lemmings copied infinite links, they would eventually type the works of Shakespeare
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