• @MrJameGumb
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    1798 months ago

    A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog stand. The vendor says “what would you like on your dog buddy?” The monk thinks for a moment and then says “make me one with everything”

    • @Protoknuckles
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      2168 months ago

      The hot dog vendor says that will be $7.50. The monkey hands the vendor a $10 bill, which the vendor puts in the cash drawer. After a moment the monk asks “what about my change?” The vendor bows reverently and responds “change must come from within.”

      • @Apeman42
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        1058 months ago

        Not about to be swindled, the monk the pulls a gun from within his robe. “What’s that?!” the startled vendor asks. “Ah,” replies the monk, “this is my inner piece.”

      • @[email protected]
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        267 months ago

        The monk pulls out a gun and points it at the hot dog vendor.

        The hot dog vendor exclaims “Whoa, whoa, whoa, I thought you guys were all about inner peace and stuff?”

        The monk replies “this is my inner piece”

          • @aeronmelon
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            138 months ago

            “Buy a season pass to unlock enlightenment and other perks on day one!”

            • @[email protected]
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              47 months ago

              Buy a yearly pass to get 50% off Perks:

              Day 1 enlightenment

              Always on right side of the dual justice system

              Hedgefund deposits and inherit home when you reach level 18

              Only deal with 1st world problems

              Someone else pays your taxes

      • @General_Shenanigans
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        117 months ago

        So if a monkey pays for your hot dog, always round up to the next $10 increment for charity.

      • @MrJameGumb
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        168 months ago

        It’s because he changed it to a pizza shop. If he had said “hot dog stand” that old man would have been ROLLING with laughter!

    • @aeronmelon
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      218 months ago

      This is the single best Buddhism joke ever created.

    • MxM111
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      78 months ago

      The vendor answered: “stop with that non-dualist shit. What do you want on hot dog?”